Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 26, 2011

Not me. Beer & Chile maybe, but not pizza. BLECH! Beer, Chile and football is the only way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

Amen Grog!

“In the heavens are parents single? No, the thought makes reason stare. Truth is reason, truth eternal tells me I’ve a mother there.”—Eliza R. Snow

Cool continent!

LOL. thats it. God wanted her to let him bring back the dinosaurs. It all makes sense now. Im sure she’ll relent any decade now.

The plan is not working. She ain’t gonna let you bring back dinos. People are okay, they blow stuff up. But there’s nothing like that personal touch of dinos ripping each others’ flesh.

yawns at the tired gender stereotyping, wanders off

In a few years I do hope we can bring back the dinosaurs really, if we can find some usable DNA, my Wife thinks I am a dinosaur anyway….fossil hunter since age 11, now add five decades.

Good one Wiley!

Beer and pizza…ambrosia for the Gods! ‘Course a little chili wouldn’t be bad either! In an all male world, testosterone wouldn’t be needed and Mama Nature would eventually select against it and everyone could relax and enjoy the pizza and beer not to mention Monday Night Football!

Another gem from Mr. Miller.

I suppose this is how it would work if human beings were in charge of the universe.

I guess sexism is ok as long as we’re not talking about women. it’s not funny it’s just boring….

I love the male symbol as the shape of the land mass which is most clearly seen in the last panel.

God as a henpecked husband. Love it, Wiley!

Right after God created women, he gave us divorce lawyers.

No wonder I’m allergic to perfume.

Someone who chose an avatar of a pink unicorn with a pink bow is complaining about gender stereotyping. ROTFL!

If God really wanted to make this a guy’s paradise, He’d make crawfish season and football season happen at the same time of year. Pizza, wings, etc. are good, but nothing beats boiled crawfish & beer.

Women don’ fart. Right.

Of course the folks content with a warming planet because the dinosaurs found it suitable, forget they were wiped out by climate change. Now our species can brew beer, burn “dinosaurs”, and place faith in an entity that guarantees them a profit.

MEN!!! Can’t live with them can’t put em in the dumpster. Guess I will just have to learn to put up with them. Pass the Lysol someone.

Sal & Al Mighty

Strangely, this theology is correct. In the earliest known Hebrew artifacts, Yahweh had a wife named Asherah, who was later edited out of the Bible. This was one of many revisions to the Bible text before the familiar version was finalised.

If we needed any further proof that male-bashing is Wiley Miller’s favorite hobby, this strip provides it in living color.

Who wears the pants in the Almighty family?

This is Slartibartfast’s counterfeit.

Mrs. God is right…The stink is worse…Especially at night…That’s chile’s special curse…

But the plan could still work…With a wink and a nod…That God’s not a jerk…But that Steven Spielberg is God…

A man is alone in a forest…he makes a decision…his wife is NOT there……….is he STILL wrong? lol

The majority of women do not wear perfume. Men wear cologne and too much of it. The Church WOULD drop any mention of a wife…

Go to hell, Tigger.

She sprays the women scent over the Earth; now everything smells like fish.

And no bicycles…