Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 17, 2011

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    rayannina  about 13 years ago

    Take no chances. The lawyer might be rabid.

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    palos  about 13 years ago

    Door to door salesmen – pre-internet

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    pouncingtiger  about 13 years ago

    Lookout!! MAD LAWYER! MAD LAWYER!!

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    GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago

    It had to happen eventually.

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    Dtroutma  about 13 years ago

    Maybe the dog’s mistress is just making him share his room with her inept spouse?

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    palos  about 13 years ago

    Hint: gets away with murder.

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    kreole  about 13 years ago

    The bags are for all the accessories….like the vacuum powered drill and blender.

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    psychlady  about 13 years ago

    Bet he’s smarter than some I’ve seen.

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    lewisbower  about 13 years ago

    Back when I was drinking, a nice vacuum salesman sold me a $1200 vacuum (not in inflation adjusted dollars). Good hat rack.

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    pswhitlark  about 13 years ago

    The dog’s got an attorney? Smart dog. Now, if the salesmen are smart, they will slip on by before that viscous attorney wakes up… Much more dangerous than a hungry pitbull with a steak…

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    Radical_Knight  about 13 years ago

    Future politician.

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    Varnes  about 13 years ago

    Which one has rabies?

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    yyyguy  about 13 years ago

    how about, “we shoot every third salesman – the second one just left.”

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    Defective Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Interesting fact I learned about those vacuums sold by sales men coming to your door (they still exist, btw). If you some how manage to talk the price down by 50% of what they’re asking (just about impossible), you’re STILL getting ripped off! They don’t cost a fraction of what they ask. Which is WHY you still see these guys. If they only sell one, they still make a ton of money.

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    Destiny23  about 13 years ago

    Ah, the door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman — trying to con a sucker into buying a sucker…

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    I’d say the two fellows on the sidewalk are a vacuum salesman and a Fuller Brush Co. guy.

    The legs sticking out of the doghouse are the (potential) lawyer. Doesn’t look particularly rabid. But, like they imply: why take chances?

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    welcome2houston  about 13 years ago

    Is this his legal pad?

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    freeholder1  about 13 years ago

    Which to fear most: the line of the Kirby vac salesman or the dog who bites you and then has his lawyer sue because you tasted bad? I sold those things once. they deserve each other.

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    Hunter7  about 13 years ago

    Fuller Brush men always carried their stock in suitcases. Mom liked them because the same guy always knew when to come back to sell mom a new hair brush. Back in the days when hair brushes were made out of real hair (boar bristles and such.) .And I wouldn’t enter that yard! Not unless that lawyer is tied to his leash and the leash tied to a post pounded into the ground.

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