“I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real diveBut I knew the ownerHe used to play for the DolphinsI said “Hi Gil”You have to yell, he’s hard of herring"-Kip Addotta “Wet Dreams”
Actual memories of when I only wanted to have a quite drink and some idiot would walk into the bar looking for a fight. So I hit him. Today it’s called a preemptive strike.
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
A Cheeseburger walks into a bar and ask for a Vodka Tonic and the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food”…..lolololololol
Ida No about 13 years ago
The guy in the suit’s not so happy about staying late, either…
kreole about 13 years ago
He should have stopped at the previous last drink.
TURTLE about 13 years ago
Let’s face it. he shouldn’t have stopped. lol
doc white about 13 years ago
Tarbender, Ill take bubble durbon on the rocks.
T. Shepherd creator about 13 years ago
Well, at least he’ll have a whale of a tale to tell afterwards.
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
Maybe he won’t notice Moby…???
ANQuixote about 13 years ago
I hate when that happens!
artybee about 13 years ago
I had a pet white whale one time.I named him “Corduroy.”He became quite famous.Surely you’ve heard of white-whale Corduroy?
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
And another fish story gets blown out of proportion.
Superfrog about 13 years ago
Should’ve gone to Starbuck’s.
ranulf about 13 years ago
Weeell, you know how it is with last drinks – one is too many and two is not enough.
psychlady about 13 years ago
He just doesn’t know when to stop drinking.
roctor about 13 years ago
The great white dosen’t look too worried.
freewaydog about 13 years ago
A guy walks into a bar,…OUCH!
jsprat about 13 years ago
@ superfrog, I was waiting for some one to make a Starbucks reference.
Varnes about 13 years ago
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “Hey, why the long face?”…..
GeraldTarrant about 13 years ago
A gay man, a jew, and a black guy walk into a bar. What a great display of an integrated community.
alan.gurka about 13 years ago
Good thing Bob is a classic reader and knows what to expect.
alan.gurka about 13 years ago
Looks like Bob is stuck between a whale and a harpoon.
TexTech about 13 years ago
I’m just wondering, does Ahab really want pickled whale?
DavidGBA about 13 years ago
The harpoon is not so bad, it is the lance that kills!
cleokaya about 13 years ago
Of all the gin joints in the town, in the world, he had to walk into mine.
Cavebum about 13 years ago
“I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real diveBut I knew the ownerHe used to play for the DolphinsI said “Hi Gil”You have to yell, he’s hard of herring"-Kip Addotta “Wet Dreams”
kpduty about 13 years ago
NOW I can appreciate the book since it spawned this cartoon… Finally.
demorodney about 13 years ago
Ya think he’d have known something like this was bound to happen, sitting next to a guy named Moby.
Radical_Knight about 13 years ago
Bars are for Boozers and Losers!
Digital Frog about 13 years ago
the smudges on that martini glass look like the prints of whales.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
One bourbon, one scotch…. one be-e-e-e-er…!
yyyguy about 13 years ago
looks like there could be a bar brawl tonight.
garysnorton about 13 years ago
A Termitoidae goes into a tavern and asks, “Where is the bartender?”
PShaw0423 about 13 years ago
The shrimp garnish on the whale’s cocktail is a nice touch. :)
pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago
I’m SO glad the colorist didn’t make Moby gray, which I’ve seen a few times over the years.
bmonk about 13 years ago
This white whale swims into a bar and the bartender asks, “So, why the long face?”
kfaatz925 about 13 years ago
Is that a prawn hooked over Moby’s glass?
dflak about 13 years ago
A dyslexic person walks into a bra …
prrdh about 13 years ago
There he is, caught in the middle, by a fluke.
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
Actual memories of when I only wanted to have a quite drink and some idiot would walk into the bar looking for a fight. So I hit him. Today it’s called a preemptive strike.
walruscarver2000 about 13 years ago
True suspense: “White whale happen next?”
Fan o’ Lio. about 13 years ago
Isn’t Moby Dick a venereal disease?
grinstoya about 13 years ago
A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar… the bartender looks at them and says, " is this some kind of joke?"
stanwal about 13 years ago
It was Ned Land who had the Whale of a Tale to tell, not Ahab.
WaitingMan about 13 years ago
Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey honey, why the long face?”
WaitingMan about 13 years ago
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, “I’m sorry buddy, we don’t serve mushrooms here.” Mushroom says, “Why not, I’m a fungi?”
The Life I Draw Upon about 13 years ago
and it started all over a gin.
philjustphil about 13 years ago
Not enough drinks yet. The whale’s not pink
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Candy may be quicker, but liquor is quicker. Bartender! A round for the house!