Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 28, 2011

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    FatTonyBalducci  about 13 years ago

    A Cheeseburger walks into a bar and ask for a Vodka Tonic and the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food”…..lolololololol

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    Ida No  about 13 years ago

    The guy in the suit’s not so happy about staying late, either…

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    kreole  about 13 years ago

    He should have stopped at the previous last drink.

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    TURTLE  about 13 years ago

    Let’s face it. he shouldn’t have stopped. lol

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    doc white  about 13 years ago

    Tarbender, Ill take bubble durbon on the rocks.

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    T. Shepherd creator about 13 years ago

    Well, at least he’ll have a whale of a tale to tell afterwards.

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    Destiny23  about 13 years ago

    Maybe he won’t notice Moby…???

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    ANQuixote  about 13 years ago

    I hate when that happens!

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    artybee  about 13 years ago

    I had a pet white whale one time.I named him “Corduroy.”He became quite famous.Surely you’ve heard of white-whale Corduroy?

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago

    And another fish story gets blown out of proportion.

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    Superfrog  about 13 years ago

    Should’ve gone to Starbuck’s.

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    ranulf  about 13 years ago

    Weeell, you know how it is with last drinks – one is too many and two is not enough.

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    psychlady  about 13 years ago

    He just doesn’t know when to stop drinking.

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    roctor  about 13 years ago

    The great white dosen’t look too worried.

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    freewaydog  about 13 years ago

    A guy walks into a bar,…OUCH!

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    jsprat  about 13 years ago

    @ superfrog, I was waiting for some one to make a Starbucks reference.

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    Varnes  about 13 years ago

    Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “Hey, why the long face?”…..

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    GeraldTarrant  about 13 years ago

    A gay man, a jew, and a black guy walk into a bar. What a great display of an integrated community.

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    alan.gurka  about 13 years ago

    Good thing Bob is a classic reader and knows what to expect.

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    alan.gurka  about 13 years ago

    Looks like Bob is stuck between a whale and a harpoon.

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    TexTech  about 13 years ago

    I’m just wondering, does Ahab really want pickled whale?

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    DavidGBA  about 13 years ago

    The harpoon is not so bad, it is the lance that kills!

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    cleokaya  about 13 years ago

    Of all the gin joints in the town, in the world, he had to walk into mine.

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    Cavebum  about 13 years ago

    “I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real diveBut I knew the ownerHe used to play for the DolphinsI said “Hi Gil”You have to yell, he’s hard of herring"-Kip Addotta “Wet Dreams”

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    kpduty  about 13 years ago

    NOW I can appreciate the book since it spawned this cartoon… Finally.

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    demorodney  about 13 years ago

    Ya think he’d have known something like this was bound to happen, sitting next to a guy named Moby.

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    Radical_Knight  about 13 years ago

    Bars are for Boozers and Losers!

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    Digital Frog  about 13 years ago

    the smudges on that martini glass look like the prints of whales.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   about 13 years ago

    One bourbon, one scotch…. one be-e-e-e-er…!

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    yyyguy  about 13 years ago

    looks like there could be a bar brawl tonight.

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    garysnorton  about 13 years ago

    A Termitoidae goes into a tavern and asks, “Where is the bartender?”

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    PShaw0423  about 13 years ago

    The shrimp garnish on the whale’s cocktail is a nice touch. :)

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    pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I’m SO glad the colorist didn’t make Moby gray, which I’ve seen a few times over the years.

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    This white whale swims into a bar and the bartender asks, “So, why the long face?”

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    kfaatz925  about 13 years ago

    Is that a prawn hooked over Moby’s glass?

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    dflak  about 13 years ago

    A dyslexic person walks into a bra …

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    prrdh  about 13 years ago

    There he is, caught in the middle, by a fluke.

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    Dtroutma  about 13 years ago

    Actual memories of when I only wanted to have a quite drink and some idiot would walk into the bar looking for a fight. So I hit him. Today it’s called a preemptive strike.

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    walruscarver2000  about 13 years ago

    True suspense: “White whale happen next?”

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    Fan o’ Lio.  about 13 years ago

    Isn’t Moby Dick a venereal disease?

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    grinstoya  about 13 years ago

    A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar… the bartender looks at them and says, " is this some kind of joke?"

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    stanwal  about 13 years ago

    It was Ned Land who had the Whale of a Tale to tell, not Ahab.

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    WaitingMan  about 13 years ago

    Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey honey, why the long face?”

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    WaitingMan  about 13 years ago

    A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, “I’m sorry buddy, we don’t serve mushrooms here.” Mushroom says, “Why not, I’m a fungi?”

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    The Life I Draw Upon  about 13 years ago

    and it started all over a gin.

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    philjustphil  about 13 years ago

    Not enough drinks yet. The whale’s not pink

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    Hunter7  about 13 years ago

    Candy may be quicker, but liquor is quicker. Bartender! A round for the house!

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