Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 20, 2011
Transcript:
Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, while employment un-booming. He had no time to waste, or get into a funk, people need Santa more now, sine the economy stunk! He must leave there on time so that people won't panic, as children would cry, making parents quite frantic. But what could he do? He was filling with dread. His sleigh without reindeer, is like a balloon made of lead. The trapped reindeer are now drifting farther away. If they're not rescued soon, there'll be no Christmas Day.
I was hoping by now most of you would come to realize that this is simply a Christmas story, not a commentary on the global warming (climate change) debate or the economy. It’s simply using those those two items a means to set up the story. Seriously, you people (some of you anyway) really need to get a life.