Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Hi, Jeffrey... Hi, Lars... what're you guys doin'? Jeffrey: Oh... um... Hi, Danae. We're... uhh... just doing some calcu... Lars: ...Nothing! We're not doing anything... Danae: Ok, you guys are terrible liars... what's going on? Jeffrey: She's right. I'm no good at cover stories. Lars: Then don't say anything! Jeffrey: But the asteroid won't hit until 2040, so what's the harm in telling... Lars: Shhh!! Danae: Oh... ok, got it... April Fools. Good one, guys. You really had me goin' there for a second. Jeffrey: Oh, well... we almost got you! Danae: Oh, you should know better than to try fooling me! Jeffrey: You're right... see, Lars? I told you it wouldn't work on her! Lars: Uh... what's April Fools? Jeffrey: I'll explain later... now let's get back to calculating the exact day and time of impact.
Please leave politics out of this.