Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 11, 2012

Entrepreneur. Look out Wall Street.

Everyone has ideas — not everyone comes up with good ideas…

hands-on landscaping seminar workshop. admission price reduced for this week only

It kind of is…he made them think painting the fence was a privilege, an opportunity few kids would receive. So these foolish children paid him (in childish trinkets, of course) for a chance to have the pleasure of whitewashing.

Yo ’ A Scented Flower’, must be a different breed in your neighborhood. The ones here are even too tired to get in line…

As consumers, we are the job creators. Where are our tax breaks for mowees?

Just remember, you need to have OSHA compliance, provide Workman’s Compensation Insurance, and remember to pay the FICA and Income Tax deductions from the worker’s pay.Anything else?

Welcome to Mowtown.

Maybe he should take the lawn into his own hands?

It’s a growing career field.

Accepting bids? Once again, the lowest bidder gets to cut the grass. How will that stimulate the economy?

Government child labor laws.

Job Creator is right up there with Santa Claus, The Easter bunny and good Republicant Ideas.

where is he? i’ll send my kid right over.

A Wascally Mowron in Mowtown! I wove it!

You have no idea what my political standardsare;To give you a hint, I’m somewhat to the left of Karl Marx, and somewhat to the right of John Birch, depending on the subject.Generally called an Independent.

I favor a very limited government, considering the primary function of the US Constitution to by restricting the power of the Federal Government.Any power the USC doesn’t explicitly grant to the Federal Government, it doesn’t have. If it wants a power that isn’t spelled out, try to pass an amendment giving them that power.

Abortion is a medical matter, between a woman, her doctor, and, is she desires, her family and/or minister.

Drugs should be certified by the government for purity and effectiveness, and taxed to support those functions but not banned or regulated.If someone wishes to use something the government doesn’t approve, let them. It’s their choice.

(Legally available and moderately taxed recreational drugs would be so cheap that it would rip the financial heart out of the criminal drug cartels. And give jobs to US producers.)

Government should have no say in religion.Marriage is a religious function that the government should ignore, No licenses, no special categories for married individuals.CIvil contracts are another matter, and should be treated as any other contract.

Fell free to ask my opinion on any other political subject.

Oh no, another small business that will have to pay that outrageous tax — even if it goes up to millionaires-only.