Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 12, 2012

A testament to optimism. How can she say no?

Maybe he’ll take a bullet between the eyes for an answer.

I think she was subtly asking him to buy her a drink.

Kinda puts a new twist on slow and steady… doesn’t he?

“what do you really want to drink?”

She looks great from the back, and he looks bad from the front. They should be perfect together!

He’s wining about it!

Always the bat boy and never the batter.

That really is a hugh honker.

I had a similar encounter once…it wasn’t until I threatened him with mace that he got the message.

“….And yo.ur wine has a pleasant bouquet….a faint scent of almond”…To tell you the truth, I think he already nose the answer. Take nose as an answer buddy!

Exactly…no means no. When the male persists sometimes he gets his way simply for nagging, but then there could be a heck of a price to pay later…

He’s GOT to have had lots of messages about THAT before from her.

But he’s a masochist, what’re you gonna do?

I wonder if he’s related to Eno.

Just Walk away.

Rejection rhinoplasty.

2 letters1 syllable0 ambiguity

some never learn….good thing for her and rest of us…

Oddly enough, my wife said No twice before she said Yes. Thirty years later, still going strong. As long as the guy is not a creep, a little persistence can be appreciated. Some women test guys like that. Of course, such a thing does not apply to the bar setting. Maybe this guy likes to snort martinis!

He’s just a SALESMAN, for Pete’s sake – LOL

infernal optimist

A few women friends I haven’t seen in a long time, but knew well in the past, have asked me,,“Remember that time when we were..(interesting situation) why didn’t we..?” When I say, “Well, you said no…”, they get kind of a funny look on their face. Guess they didn’t think “no” meant NO FOREVER! to nice guys. Some have told me nice guys weren’t their cup of tea when they were young……ahh, life…

NightGaunt, good point…

Well, considering where her foot might be, he is right to think so.

And then her massively built, meatheaded boyfriend walks in to fistblast Mr. Bignose’s face in until he has no teeth and his nose and cheeckbones are all caved in.