Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 21, 2012

Global warming strikes again! Or is that Michael Moore floating away?

And they were going to have specials on whale oil and bearskin rugs!

This berg ain’t never gonna have its own mall…

a ground-breaking icebreaker and the fella drifts away

Wal-Berg.

We need to put cooling coils down in the ice…

Not global warming, just poor planing.

New mall on an ice sheet … who floated that idea?I guess they won’t be able to claim rock-bottom prices.

Just imagine what the ice-makers union will say!

Global warming is just marketing ploy to allow Westinghouse to sell iceboxes to Eskimos.

But the MacDonalds isn’t even there yet!

The mall definitely destroyed my home town. Turned a bustling smallish city into a virtual ghost town.

See all those people eagerly awaiting the new mall…I know which trailer park they live in.

Looks like Nanook of the North is going South.

And the SAR helicopter that could have rescued the lad is busy taking Peter MacKay from a weekend of fishing to an emergency Cabinet meeting that was scheduled seven weeks ago Purpose of meeting: cutting the rising cost of search and rescue.

The great “defrosting” IS occurring on the land fringes in the arctic, in many nations. Glaciers calving WAY up the bay from 50 years ago, is NOT a good sign.

McDonald’s will be there soon too. Offering a McBlubber sandwich.

When my parents were first married, they had an icebox that took a 100lb block of ice. The iceman hated them!

bagbalm: You mean make Pykecrete? It was a WW-II scheme to freeze sawdust and ice to make aircraft carriers large enough to make a B-17 a carrier aircraft.

Anybody who doesn’t like Michael Moore is a thief at heart.

Don’t worry, NSB Search and Rescue will fly out with the helicopter and get him. They always do!

" Elephants and Eskimos Are the sort of inventions That makes me think God had three or four Kids of his own" Kenneth Patchen

Pity he didn’t start with his own side’s dirty laundry- it’s so much worse.