Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2012
May 26, 2012
May 28, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Looks like someone is going rogue, sir. Supervisor: Ve can't haf zat now, can ve... bring him to me... Zo... dit you really zink you could get avay wiz it? Eddie: Uhh... Get away with what? Supervisor: Don't play games wiz me, minion! You're nuzzing but a product... and a product can not be allowed to leef. You know zat ve haf vays of, shall ve say, persuading you to... reactivate your Facebook account!! Eddie: Nevah! ... and that's when everyone got a notice that I "unfriended" them, so now they'ah all mad at me... Flo: I told you not to get involved with sociopath media, Eddie. Joe: It's social media, mom. Flo: Whatevah.
Local newspaper supplied me with a delivery box to mount below my mail box. I installed it and started my subscription with the stipulation that all newspapers not delivered to the proper box would not be paid for. Thirty days and daily complaint calls later, I did not pay for one delivery and the papers piled up in the driveway. The subscription service told me the delivery person refused to get out his vehicle to place the paper in the box. What kind of lazy@$$ people have we developed into?When I was twelve, I had to place newspapers behind stormdoors, under mailboxes, on back porches, anywhere the customer wanted. I got seven cents per paper PER MONTH. Nowadays you’re lucky if they can hit your driveway.