Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 13, 2012
Transcript:
Joe: So what's behind your obsession about the future, Danae? Danae: I've just got to know now what I'm gonna have. Joe: Well, to me, that's like opening your presents before Christmas, then putting them back under the tree. What fun is that? Which explains why you never seem to be surprised on Christmas morning. Danae: Ooo-Kayyy... This topic has run its course.
firedome over 12 years ago
another danae week over already? waaaaaahhh!!!!!
SackofRabidWeasels over 12 years ago
Another Danae week over already?
watmiwori over 12 years ago
Danae’s illogic has a most compelling logic! morethan most logic, in fact….
Varnes over 12 years ago
Yup, quit while you’re a head….
nibor6 over 12 years ago
Oh yes and tell Danae that not all things get worse as you get older. My " forgettery" is improving day by day.
psychlady over 12 years ago
Yes, Danae, time to move on!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
My mother always did that. She was great at rewrapping them too. And she’d always act so surprised!
demorodney over 12 years ago
wisdom – the older you get, the more you realize you didn’t know jacksh*t to begin with.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
“Que Sera SeraWhatever will be will beThe future’s not ours to seeQue Sera SeraWhat will be will be.”
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
I never opened presents in advance, just shook them violently to get an idea of what could be in there. Note to the kids at home: don’t do this, especially if the gift has air holes!
Linguist over 12 years ago
Who knew, when we were kids, the way that the world would turn out – good and bad ? In my codgerdom, I look back with amazement at the technological advances, I could have never dreamed of.
JeNagVaz over 12 years ago
Oh no! What’s left for Saturday?
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
See??? Even Danae is tired of three days of flying car conspiracy theories! Glad someone has the sense to finally walk out.
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
In the future Cartoonists will have automated creations controlled by AI that will act independently and create their own storylines (within artists guidelines). So Danae will be an animated character.
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
More important than the WHAT question, is the *WHEN question: When am I gonna have it?
bransom over 12 years ago
Sometimes you have to pass a bill to see what’s in it!
Varnes over 12 years ago
You’re gonna want what you say in the future, Danae….
dabugger over 12 years ago
so what now for our little dynamite? no one ever really knows tomorrow….