Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 29, 2012

You never want to do it until you’re told you can’t to it.

Uh oh, a closet anarchist is coming out.

Whatever you do, Pandora, DO NOT OPEN THIS BOX!

Harryfan, I’ve worked with Ann a lot, interesting experiences, all….

For the record, I used to be able to ride one of those devil machines pretty well….And after waiting in the back hall for banquet meetings to break, waiting tables in college with nothing to do but learn how to juggle three lemons at one time….I got pretty good at that..I’ve never put both of them together however…Bucket List…I’m only 59….Plenty of time….

Human nature prevails….The easiest way to get someone to do something is to tell them not to do it!

funny.

Dogsniff, Cam? Ohhhhhh….Oh, yeah, ya got me…don’t tell anybody about Guinevere and I, it was jus……Oops, did I say that out loud? ♫ ♪♪ ♫ The rain shall never fall till after sundown, ♫ ♪ by morning light the fog must disappear. ♫ ♪

July and august cannot be too hot. And there’s a legal limit to the snow here, in Camelot.The winter is forbidden ’till December,And exits March the second on the dot. By order Summer lingers through September,In Camelot..All and all it sounds like a pretty congenial spot….

pcolli, I don’t think so, some things I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid. Like standing on top of the north tower of the Mackinac Bridge..

OK, but why aren’t unicycles allowed past that point? You can bet that somebody is going to hear from All Cyclists Love Unicycles.

This is…. getting freaky

A former girlfriend used to say: “Tell me not to do something and I’ll do it!”

a unicycler has been stripped of his awards

Sounds like another epitaph for the boneyard.

The day I read the obscure law (I think from Kentucky) that it is illegal to teach a dog to whistle under water…was a tragic day for little Scruffy…

Beyond which point? The left? The right? Into the store??

The next scary sign he’ll encounter is " No Clowns or Mimes Allowed ". That ought to really bring out the anarchist in him !

I can remember this: when I was three or four, my mother told me not to put my hands under the refrigerator. It never would have occurred to me to do that, but suddenly I felt that ultimate bliss resided in whatever was under the fridge. An irresistible force pulled my hand under the fridge, and snap! I withdrew a mouse trap. Maybe if she had explained what was under there . . .When I was in second grade, I attended a birthday party, and was told not to touch the puddle of melted pre-taffy on a plate in front of me. I ended up with a blister on my right forefinger – tooched up a centimeter or so.

Man, that’s some honkin’ storm drain under the couples’ feet. Maybe the unicycle and its rider would be at risk to go into that. . . .

Wonder what they think of Bi-cycles?

You just know Wiley could draw great juggling bears riding unicycles…

Still puzzling over why you can ride a unicycle in the street but not near that store/restaurant…maybe it’s a china gift shop?

I’ve noticed recent strips are “classic” reprints. Has something happened to Wiley that i missed?

I shall have to get my unicycle out & go to that place.

It’s the ol’ Prohibition Syndrome.

Tell the people the universe was created with a big bang and they instantly believe you without question … tell them the paint on the bench is wet and they just have to test it themselves.