Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2012
September 29, 2012
October 01, 2012
Transcript:
Adam: Uurrrp. Dog: Well said! Anyone else? Animals: Urrrp. Braaapp. Blurp. Murp. Barp. Belch. Buurrrrpppp. Urp! Dog: We have a consensus... the motion passes! Adam: That's not all that passed... Dog: Heh-heh *snort* Mrs. Almighty: Ok... now what's going on down there? Mr. Almighty: Hmm Smells like they invented politics. Mrs. Almighty: In that case, I vote for a great flood to clean it out and start over. Mr. Almighty: I'll keep that in mind. B.E.- Before Eve- When Eden was an all-guys paradise
if you are familiar with some of the old books when Adam was naming the animals he noticed that he was the only one that didn’t have a mate, he then tried to mate with a number of animals which pissed god off and prompted him to create Lilith, Lilith wanted to be on top, which didn’t suit Adam, and Lilith takes off to do her own thing, after a few more tries god creates Eve which satisfied Adam, until he framed her for the whole apple thing.