Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 07, 2012

Transcript:

Danae: Hey, Jeffrey... can you help me with some fact-checking for my school report? Jeffrey: Sure... I'll do my best. Danae: Ok, first I need to get a base line... Today is Sunday, right? Jeffrey: Uh... yes, that is a fact. Danae: Next... Butterflies fly, but are not made of butter, right? Jeffrey: *giggle* Right. Danae: Next... The sun rises in the east and goes down in the west, right? Jeffrey: Well, actually... it's not the sun that's moving. The rotation of the earth creates an illusion of the sun going up and down on the horizon, so, factally, the answer is no. Does that help? Danae: Yep. Thanks... so my research, backed by extensive fact-checking, proves conclusively that boys are super-dweebs with the power to suck the romance out of anything. Teacher: Not to self: no more oral reports.