Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 16, 2012

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Danae; What's with all the medical books? Boy 1: Kyle and I are doing research. Boy 2: Very important research. Danae: Are you trying to find a cure for something? Boy 1: Sort of. Boy 2: We're hoping to solve the mystery of decomposition mobility. Danae: Uhh... what's that? Boy 1: Well, zombies are reanimated corpses whose flesh still rots away, so we're trying to find a rational medical explanation on how it's possible zombies can move at all, much less walk and tear their victims apart. Boy 2: Science will explain everything. Danae: Zombies don't exist, dweeb-heads!! Boy 1: Well, that is something we haven't factored into the data... Boy 2: No way, dude! Zombie apocalypse deniers are the first ones zombies prey on.