Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 31, 2012
December 30, 2012
January 01, 2013
Transcript:
Danae: You'll be happy to know that I've completed my new year's resolutions, Daddy... Joe: Well, I'm glad to hear... Danae: Here's yours. Joe: Uh... what? Danae: Resolutions are about self-improvement, right? Joe: Yes... Danae: So I made a list of things you can do to improve my life. You're welcome. Joe: This isn't how it works, Danae. Danae: Whoa! Scroll down to item #27 about correcting me... Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot more resolutions to hand out.
Danae’s idea of “resolutions” is the same as the Tea Party’s idea of “compromise.”I like the eagerness of the TP to throw the country off the “fiscal cliff.” (And I’ll be thinking of them every time I have to pay $8 for a gallon of milk. Oh, yes, and on election day too.)