Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 07, 2013

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Non sense.

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    seyleigh  almost 12 years ago

    What the heck. She has to do a better job than the group of politicians we have now.

    Go Oprah!

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    If you all look under your seats….

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    Superfrog  almost 12 years ago

    Once upon a time, if anyone stuffed up the finances of the kingdom, the monarch would have them beheaded for treason.But that’s just wishful thinking.

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    The Nihilist  almost 12 years ago

    I’ll be back once this story line dies its whimpering death

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    Ida No  almost 12 years ago

    Monarchy’ll die a fast death when Oprah tells everyone to get in touch with their feelings, and discovers that guys don’t have feelings.

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    Pro-Lick  almost 12 years ago

    Sad nobody recognizes how quickly people will accept a dictator if it’s the dictator they like.

    In this case, at least it would get rid of Congress and the Supreme Court and Oprah already has the cash she needs. All Hail Queen Oprah.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Bruno, OK, now THAT makes sense!

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    A true leader will be as poor as his subjects and no-one will know who he is.

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    Bittermelon of Truth  almost 12 years ago

    Nice photoshop, MadCow! Will she give out free diamonds and new cars when she has a good day?

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Okay, if not Bugs Bunny, how about Dudley Do-Right? I still think imaginary leaders are more realistic than what we imagine to be leaders. Corporate America decides regardless.

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    psychlady  almost 12 years ago

    Dumbest thing I ever heard!!

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    lbatik  almost 12 years ago

    Aw HELL no!

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    rini1946  almost 12 years ago

    some one should tell them they are in trouble if oppie makes it they are white and male and unless they are gay they can kiss all thier rights goodby

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    emptc12  almost 12 years ago

    When Oprah Winfrey was on full-time, every man I know who in flipping through stations accidentally came across the show in-progress COULD NOT CHANGE THE CHANNEL FAST ENOUGH.

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    wicky  almost 12 years ago

    Oprah is ok, but queen?…back to the drawing board.

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    Beleck3  almost 12 years ago

    maybe Wiley is trying to say something about Oprah. lol. who knows. Oprah might be a lot better than what we have today. lol

    and that is a very sad comment on America, lol

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    rmacprivate  almost 12 years ago

    Queen Oprah…. it could work. However, she is getting a little long in the tooth to be producing an heir. How will the right to succession be determined.

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    Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I’m with Bruno!

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    Did anyone ask Oprah? Should we consult with Snoppy? What with the great pretender, Donald T. think? Oh, such problems……

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    mkahn  almost 12 years ago

    Who needs Queen Oprah when we already have Queen Latifah?

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    loner34  almost 12 years ago

    I thought she was already queen, she is among her followers anyway.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    I can’t believe how seriously some people take this strip.Some of you even say you’ll stop reading until this series is over… Hmmm…All hail Queen Oprah! (But only if she admits her name was really Harpo spelled backwards!)

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    dvoyack  almost 12 years ago

    The phantom of the Oprah strikes again!

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    BloomCo  almost 12 years ago

    Shilly,

    Obama is already getting rid of Congress and the Supreme Court.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 12 years ago

    does anyone remember her on that camping trip…and that was no double?

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 12 years ago

    I am going to upchuck.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I think “Empress Oprah” would be a much better title. All hail Empress Oprah!! Or, else!

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    sappha58  almost 12 years ago

    No. I’m holding out for Ellen Degeneres. Queen Ellen!

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    Cmlbx  almost 12 years ago

    If Red Green is king, I want the RCAF (Royal Canadian Air Farce) back as royal jesters!

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    Did they just say, “Aw, hell, Queen Oprah!”?

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    Mickeylacey  almost 12 years ago

    is that a photo shop???? good one!!! Justin Bieber for prince !!

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Nightshade09, her production company is called Harpo Productions….So I think she knows….

    saskfan, remember, if Duck Tape is the handyman’s best friend, Superglue is at least his drinking buddy….

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    bluegirl285  almost 12 years ago

    I still think Disney should rule. After all, they already have 5 castles all over the world.

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    And she will be wise and fair and just forever and ever and ever, amen.

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    rrrnay  almost 12 years ago

    Queen Ellen DeGeneres…she’s funny, gets people to dance and no doubt would use some of her silly contests to settle disputes…let’s get our politicians to wear those fake Sumo wrestler suits and have to race or wrestle each other. If that doesn’t shed light on the absurdity of most of their posturing nothing will.

    (Plus I like her Mom, what a sweet lady.)

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    LV1951  almost 12 years ago

    Instead of a chicken in every pot! Will there be a car in every garage? Sounds good to me! :)

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    PastorJayMo  almost 12 years ago

    I don’t think anyone would notice the difference from Obama. They are both identical in their views and Obama already thinks he is a Monarch since he does everything through a fiat, er, I mean executive order.

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    beaver48612  almost 12 years ago

    ALL HAIL! (I said this yesterday but I’m gonna say it again) LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!

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    policelimit Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Whoa whoa whoa…. They’re spillin’ beer!

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I’d like to see her get the republicans to cry.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Besides fowl, that is.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Pastor, get off Obama. Because of him I was able to refinance my mortgage, from 6.5 % to 3.5 %. A savings of over $200 a month….I’m retired, have a small pension, and a meager income from substitute teaching…Two years before I can get SS….But why would a credit union trust somebody with so little money coming in? Well, comes now a champion, with a policy to ease peoples burdens before those burdens wreck their lives..Proving once again that Democratic people are more fiscally responsible than those Conservative chumps…(probably because they are a lot more compassionate, as Jesus would be, than the republicans will probably ever be..)

    Obama must have listened to his elders,when they said “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” Because of this particular president, I will be paying $60,000 less in the next 25 years, for my little place on a little lake….I’m gonna vote for Obama the next time too!

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    westny77  almost 12 years ago

    Doris Day would be a better choice.

    On the Doris Day show she solved all here problems in 30 minutes.

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    Hunter7  almost 12 years ago

    Guys! Guys! Don’t spill the drinks!!

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    cutiepie29  almost 12 years ago

    Wait a minute. You all are trying to tell me that Oprah is a queen? And all this time, I was pretty sure “she” really was a she.

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    cptvdo1  almost 12 years ago

    Sorry, Queen Michelle won’t abdicate.

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    primalcoach  over 11 years ago

    Nihilist — “This is the way the world ends.This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world ends.Not with a bang but a whimper.” ~ T.S.Eliot, “The Hollow Men”

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