Transcript:
Bartender: What are you guys going on about? Joe: Oh... Bob thinks we should go back to a monarchy. Bartender: That's the dumbest think I ever... Bob: And ruled by Queen Oprah. Bartender: Ok, now that makes sense. Bob and Joe: All hail Queen Oprah!
el8 almost 12 years ago
Non sense.
seyleigh almost 12 years ago
What the heck. She has to do a better job than the group of politicians we have now.
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Go Oprah!
Linguist almost 12 years ago
If you all look under your seats….
Superfrog almost 12 years ago
Once upon a time, if anyone stuffed up the finances of the kingdom, the monarch would have them beheaded for treason.But that’s just wishful thinking.
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
I’ll be back once this story line dies its whimpering death
Ida No almost 12 years ago
Monarchy’ll die a fast death when Oprah tells everyone to get in touch with their feelings, and discovers that guys don’t have feelings.
Pro-Lick almost 12 years ago
Sad nobody recognizes how quickly people will accept a dictator if it’s the dictator they like.
In this case, at least it would get rid of Congress and the Supreme Court and Oprah already has the cash she needs. All Hail Queen Oprah.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Bruno, OK, now THAT makes sense!
pcolli almost 12 years ago
A true leader will be as poor as his subjects and no-one will know who he is.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Bittermelon of Truth almost 12 years ago
Nice photoshop, MadCow! Will she give out free diamonds and new cars when she has a good day?
el8 almost 12 years ago
Okay, if not Bugs Bunny, how about Dudley Do-Right? I still think imaginary leaders are more realistic than what we imagine to be leaders. Corporate America decides regardless.
psychlady almost 12 years ago
Dumbest thing I ever heard!!
lbatik almost 12 years ago
Aw HELL no!
rini1946 almost 12 years ago
some one should tell them they are in trouble if oppie makes it they are white and male and unless they are gay they can kiss all thier rights goodby
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
When Oprah Winfrey was on full-time, every man I know who in flipping through stations accidentally came across the show in-progress COULD NOT CHANGE THE CHANNEL FAST ENOUGH.
wicky almost 12 years ago
Oprah is ok, but queen?…back to the drawing board.
Beleck3 almost 12 years ago
maybe Wiley is trying to say something about Oprah. lol. who knows. Oprah might be a lot better than what we have today. lol
and that is a very sad comment on America, lol
rmacprivate almost 12 years ago
Queen Oprah…. it could work. However, she is getting a little long in the tooth to be producing an heir. How will the right to succession be determined.
Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’m with Bruno!
dabugger almost 12 years ago
Did anyone ask Oprah? Should we consult with Snoppy? What with the great pretender, Donald T. think? Oh, such problems……
mkahn almost 12 years ago
Who needs Queen Oprah when we already have Queen Latifah?
loner34 almost 12 years ago
I thought she was already queen, she is among her followers anyway.
Can't Sleep almost 12 years ago
I can’t believe how seriously some people take this strip.Some of you even say you’ll stop reading until this series is over… Hmmm…All hail Queen Oprah! (But only if she admits her name was really Harpo spelled backwards!)
dvoyack almost 12 years ago
The phantom of the Oprah strikes again!
BloomCo almost 12 years ago
Shilly,
Obama is already getting rid of Congress and the Supreme Court.
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
does anyone remember her on that camping trip…and that was no double?
The Life I Draw Upon almost 12 years ago
I am going to upchuck.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I think “Empress Oprah” would be a much better title. All hail Empress Oprah!! Or, else!
sappha58 almost 12 years ago
No. I’m holding out for Ellen Degeneres. Queen Ellen!
Cmlbx almost 12 years ago
If Red Green is king, I want the RCAF (Royal Canadian Air Farce) back as royal jesters!
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Did they just say, “Aw, hell, Queen Oprah!”?
Mickeylacey almost 12 years ago
is that a photo shop???? good one!!! Justin Bieber for prince !!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Nightshade09, her production company is called Harpo Productions….So I think she knows….
saskfan, remember, if Duck Tape is the handyman’s best friend, Superglue is at least his drinking buddy….
bluegirl285 almost 12 years ago
I still think Disney should rule. After all, they already have 5 castles all over the world.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
And she will be wise and fair and just forever and ever and ever, amen.
rrrnay almost 12 years ago
Queen Ellen DeGeneres…she’s funny, gets people to dance and no doubt would use some of her silly contests to settle disputes…let’s get our politicians to wear those fake Sumo wrestler suits and have to race or wrestle each other. If that doesn’t shed light on the absurdity of most of their posturing nothing will.
(Plus I like her Mom, what a sweet lady.)
LV1951 almost 12 years ago
Instead of a chicken in every pot! Will there be a car in every garage? Sounds good to me! :)
PastorJayMo almost 12 years ago
I don’t think anyone would notice the difference from Obama. They are both identical in their views and Obama already thinks he is a Monarch since he does everything through a fiat, er, I mean executive order.
beaver48612 almost 12 years ago
ALL HAIL! (I said this yesterday but I’m gonna say it again) LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!
policelimit Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Whoa whoa whoa…. They’re spillin’ beer!
danketaz Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’d like to see her get the republicans to cry.
danketaz Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Besides fowl, that is.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Pastor, get off Obama. Because of him I was able to refinance my mortgage, from 6.5 % to 3.5 %. A savings of over $200 a month….I’m retired, have a small pension, and a meager income from substitute teaching…Two years before I can get SS….But why would a credit union trust somebody with so little money coming in? Well, comes now a champion, with a policy to ease peoples burdens before those burdens wreck their lives..Proving once again that Democratic people are more fiscally responsible than those Conservative chumps…(probably because they are a lot more compassionate, as Jesus would be, than the republicans will probably ever be..)
Obama must have listened to his elders,when they said “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” Because of this particular president, I will be paying $60,000 less in the next 25 years, for my little place on a little lake….I’m gonna vote for Obama the next time too!
westny77 almost 12 years ago
Doris Day would be a better choice.
On the Doris Day show she solved all here problems in 30 minutes.
Hunter7 almost 12 years ago
Guys! Guys! Don’t spill the drinks!!
cutiepie29 almost 12 years ago
Wait a minute. You all are trying to tell me that Oprah is a queen? And all this time, I was pretty sure “she” really was a she.
cptvdo1 almost 12 years ago
Sorry, Queen Michelle won’t abdicate.
primalcoach over 11 years ago
Nihilist — “This is the way the world ends.This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world ends.Not with a bang but a whimper.” ~ T.S.Eliot, “The Hollow Men”