Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 11, 2013

What — no lawyers or therapists hovering around looking for a quick buck??

The “Tunnel of Alcohol” also washes out at the “Tunnel of What Were You Thinking?!”.

“Tunnel of I’ve Been Here Before”

What’s the booth on the right " Annulments are Us!" ?

What goes around comes around- and it has teeth and bites.

Tunnel of peace and quiet: TV-check. Remote-check. Cooler chock full of beer-check. Snacks: Pizza-check, Hot Wings-check. Nagging,… Hmmmmm….Nope, not in this tunnel. “Whew!”…..For remarkable illustrations for this tunnel, refer to any of Wiley’s Sunday “Life Before Eve” segments….

Married friends get to ride it sometimes for free…(for a very short time), on the week ends, to watch the Tigers, Lions, etc….And have a little fun for a change. (They REALLY seem to need it bad!)…. IF they don’t have to go get supplies from Home Depo for chores, that is……… (It’s takes place in a secret room, somewhere between the Tunnel of Hormones, and What Were You Thinking…It’s usually just as the tunnel curves back to reality…) Knock three times, and say Adam sent you…If Eve calls, you’re not here, you’re on you’re way home, Say no more….

Great idea, Mr. Miller….And I was only joking about the Lions….Go Green Bay!

That’s what he gets for taking her there on the first date…

Hahahahaaaa!!!

And if you’re a guy, after you turn fifty nothing good goes in the tunnel either.

50 shades of blue.

There should be a tunnel of been there, done that.

The tunnel of mistakes aplenty

Are there still any real tunnels of love? I don’t think the tunnel rides at mega-amusement parks should count. (unless you have a really racey, true-life story!)

Wiley, I like this one.

That is a good one Wiley.Well thought out.

some must not get it…..

Saw a kid working in a local restaurant a while back… he had writing all over his arms, like he’d been writing notes to himself (which my daughter does – with a pen.)However, turns out he’d bought a tattoo machine and had been doodling on himself.First time I ever recommended a visit to a GOOD tattoo artist, because that kid’s skin needed some expertise!

definitely a WHAT WERE YOU THINKING moment…

I’d need air conditioning to fend off the hot flashes….hormones are not just for the young & foolish!!!