Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 15, 2013

A weighty problem

Good one, Wiley. I needed a lift, today. I understand that this guy was a real jerk but not too clean. I’m hard pressed to come up with anything else,

The real bad part is, it was his day to do aerobics!

I love free weights because… they’re free and they are free. I could sit and look at them all day every day.

I’ve been suggesting this joke as being set in a tattoo parlor for years.

The dumbell strikes again!

Spelling error on the tomb stone that was never finished…(The guy died while he was carving it, and he’s buried over there.)….Here’s the real quote: "What doesn’t kill you makes you Strom Thurman….

Evidently the other tombstones are TBA!………Think I’ll lay low for a while….

What doesn’t kill me had better look out when I get up.

Oy gevaldt already!

“Ask not on whom the dumbbell falls,it falls on thee.”

I think I can weight for what doesn’t kill me.

“Hold my beer and watch this…”

at the gym….bro, do you even lift?

327 pounds

ha ha ha Right to the top of the Darwin Awards list!

Redneck:“Hey, y’all! watch this!”

Go ahead, lower the casket, I’ll spot you.

what a lifting message….

I guess it killed him…

Enjoyed today’s comments, above. . . . I often ask the Arlo and Janis crowd about comics I can’t figure out, because A & J can be so obscure, but they’re busy being titillated this morning. So I’m asking this august bunch: can you get the point of today’s Bizarro? Thanks, if you can:http://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/Bizarro/

“Is it loaded?”“Pull the trigger to find out.”You know the guy who created the jogging craze dropped dead from a heart attack.That is why live everyday as if it is your last. It could be at any second.

Didn’t work out, I guess.

Hay!Watch this!

I always laugh at middle aged men who insist on running a mile and lifting weights right off when they haven’t had any exercise since high school. Start out with something more suitable to our current physical condition. Like walking up the stairs without getting winded. I know, I know, that’s a lot of stairs. But would it be better to start slow and avoid injury or end up going to the hospital with a hernia?

The CarTalk version:.“That which does not kill us…provides our friends with quality entertainment!”

It was only a sprain…..but it’s what he sprained that did him in!

My younger brother believes that everyone is born with a set number of heart beats and anything that accelerates the heart’s beat shortens your life. So… that sort of makes aerobics counter productive also… and it kind of makes sense in a predestinational way.

never smoking would have been better, but the change of lifestyle is hard on many.