Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 18, 2014

Surely you joust.

That’s fun let’s do it s’more…

What about that dragon outside town? You know, the one who stole the dwarfs’ treasure? Think he’d cooperate?

Camelot – I know it sounds a bit bizarre, But in Camelot, that’s how conditions are …

It’s a good knight for it.

“We sing and dance and eat Spam a lot, in Camelot!”(Now where’d I put my Ov-Glove?)

Could it be as simple as knights gathered a-ROUND the campfire, or merely a play on simple knights using a 10 foot lance to do a job better suited to a shorter spear? Their sphere of enlightenment seems to be somewhat limited.

Also the inspiration for branding.

On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot – it is a silly place.

And the backlash didn’t happen until the ’70’s fondu craze blew through….Anybody done fondu lately?

How long before some wise guy asks, “What’s the point of this…?” Now is always here or never here. Can’t catch it no matter how fast you run….Living life is like surfing . The very thing you stand on is not much of anything but matter in motion..usually going crazy…Just gotta keep your balance…..Or else…..

Me neither, Fly Fella.

Wow: I am surrounded by some of the best quick-witted people today – May plenty of it rub off, I’m going to need it!

The guys will camelot tis sure!

Don’t know how a round table will fix toasting problems, but I do know that the burnt ones taste better.

How much do ya think those lances each weigh?

Neither do I. The best I can figure is that the Arthurian legend of slaying fire breathing dragons was born out of the exaggerations of a bunch of knights toasting marshmallows.

If they circled the fire they would all cook and feed each other.

Rent-a-Dragon

But if they get a castle, they’ll have to get a bigger staff.

Um, I’m not very familiar w/ the King Arthur story & need help here. When they got the round table did they start using mead to toast the marshmallows? & who were the marshmallows?

Oh. I am gagging on that one! Good Job!!

When I was a kid, we had a wood burning stove (cheaper better heat than propane) Dad would let it burn down to embers then we’d pull out the marshmallows and roast them….problem was the smoke would fill the house.We didn’t do it after that.

Huh? Not only isn’t this funny, it doesn’t make sense.

they must’ve set fire to the table.

Apparently, they try toasting marshmallows on the end of ‘trial’ lances, made from wood. Good luck with that …