Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 21, 2014
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Transcript:
PANEL 1 "OK IF AMAZON'S DELIVERY PLAN IS A SHAM,WHY'D THEY SHOW IT TO CBS NEWS?" "SIMPLE" PANEL 2 "STEP ONE IN WORLD DOMINATION IS CONTROLLING NEWS MEDIA, AND JEFF BEZOS HAS STARTED HIS MATER PLAN WITH UNDERMINING THE CREDIBILITY OF CBS BY GETTING THEM TO REPORT THIS NONSENSE." PANEL 3 "NOW NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THEM WHEN THEY TRY TO REPORT WHAT BEZOS IS REALLY UP TO!" PANEL 4 "I WAS REALLY HOPING THIS YEAR MIGHT THROTTLE BACK ON THE CRAZY..." "AH...TUNING IT OUT IS EXACTLY WHAT EMPEROR BEZOS IS HOPING YOU'LL DO!"
Crazy has no throttle. And there is no “off” switch.