Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2014

Transcript:

Homer the Reluctant Soul continues. Homer: We escaped into the wolf-infested woods, but it was only a head start, not a permanent solution... Man: It's been a whole day now...shouldn't the slave be back by now? Woman: Yes. Man: Maybe the wolves got him. Woman: Or maybe he ran off with the girl, genius. But I have to admit, it touches a soft spot in my heart... It takes me back to my youth and all the wold, romantic notions that filled my head...I can't help but feel compassion for them. Now go put a bounty on them, dead or alive. Man: Uh...that's compassion? Woman: Hey, I said, "or alive", didn't I? Meanwhile, in the wolf-infested woods... Homer: Well, so far, so good. Never mind. Woman: *sigh* To be frightfully continued.