I tried a new weight-loss pill; it comes in a bottle of 100. You don’t swallow them: you just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one-by-one.
If that tubby guy tries to hop, he could smash right through the floor. Or maybe the floor would shake so much, the fridge would fall over. Shoulda picked a ‘low impact’ starter exercise. Like just plain ole walking…
This should be a “new” part of the school diet program…….too much sitting in class, not near enough out door time to burn off the calories taken in….of course that also applies to home time too.
I probably wouldn’t even notice it… The cat had to learn the hard way. I’d come into the kitchen and if he was laying there ( in the middle of the floor) I wouldn’t see him and he’d get stepped on. Now he sleeps with one eye open and runs off as I approach.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
If you keep your scotch in the fridge.
Agent54 over 10 years ago
What do you use for the marker? A rice cake?
Bilan over 10 years ago
An at-home sobriety test? You can’t have another beer if you can’t hopscotch.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Bilan, forget that! I can play Crawl Scotch if I have to….
dadoctah over 10 years ago
“It was my understanding that there would be no math….” — Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford, SNL, 1976.
kathyxstitcher Premium Member over 10 years ago
Could be more interesting going AWAY from the fridge. Messy?
thirdguy over 10 years ago
He looks kind of confused, as if his wife put the numbers down without telling him. My wife always confused the heck out of me.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
walk around, and save time
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
Then there was the backwoodsman who claimed his daughters played hopbourbon…
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
Just don’t open your soda after jumping back to the Lazy Boy!
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
or. go mormon…no booze, no tobacco, no sugar, no caffeine, no spices.
dabugger over 10 years ago
maybe too late….
steverinoCT over 10 years ago
I tried a new weight-loss pill; it comes in a bottle of 100. You don’t swallow them: you just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one-by-one.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
If that tubby guy tries to hop, he could smash right through the floor. Or maybe the floor would shake so much, the fridge would fall over. Shoulda picked a ‘low impact’ starter exercise. Like just plain ole walking…
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Remember to stretch and warm up……you could pull a groin at 4 and 5.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
This should be a “new” part of the school diet program…….too much sitting in class, not near enough out door time to burn off the calories taken in….of course that also applies to home time too.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Only if ones Sporty and and the other’s Scary.
Daeder over 10 years ago
In phase 2 of the program, you hire 2 small children to swing double dutch jump ropes in front of the fridge.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
I probably wouldn’t even notice it… The cat had to learn the hard way. I’d come into the kitchen and if he was laying there ( in the middle of the floor) I wouldn’t see him and he’d get stepped on. Now he sleeps with one eye open and runs off as I approach.
dflak over 10 years ago
Hop scotch was originally designed as an exercise for Roman soldiers.
westny77 over 10 years ago
Give it a try. What do you have to loose.
tommyjj over 10 years ago
If he gets to ten he’s too close to open the door ?
klunker rider over 10 years ago
That diet only works for 10 year old girls