Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 18, 2014
May 17, 2014
May 19, 2014
Transcript:
Boy: Let down your hair, fair maiden! Girl: Uh...why? Boy: So I can climb up there and rescue you! Girl: Oh, puh-leeze...how typical. Boy: Wait...what? Girl: Look, Prince Doofus...why is it you guys assume girls can't handle things on our own and need to be "rescued" all the time? Boy: Well, you're up there in a big, scary tower,so I just thought... Girl: You mean this tower with a satellite dish for TV and internet connection? Boy: Oh... So how do you survive up there alone? Girl: Oh, I see...you mean without the help of a man? Watch and learn, booger-brain... Jeffrey: I usually don't have a problem with the reboot of a classic fairy tale, but... Danae: Ok, ok...how about if I change it to King Doofus?
Seriously, folks? You’re going to drag rape into this then somehow minimize it, all while attempting to put yourself in the victim role when you’re called out for your blatant mysonginy?
Perhaps I can help you out here…real men aren’t afraid of strong women.