Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 19, 2014
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May 20, 2014
Transcript:
Woman in pink: I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS SADDER...THAT THIS WAS HIS LAST REQUEST OR THAT HIS EULOGY CAN BE DONE IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS. Tombstone reads: # R.I.P. TRENDING NOW *arrow pointing down*
watmiwori over 10 years ago
“No signal.”
Ida No over 10 years ago
Love the selfie.
Orion-13 over 10 years ago
#WormsMeat
Orion
Superfrog over 10 years ago
His second last request was a plot with free WiFi.
pbarnrob over 10 years ago
#TheSoulOfWit
b.m.razzilla over 10 years ago
What a self-righteous twit…
wndrwrthg over 10 years ago
“Confusion…will be my epitaph”.
jreckard over 10 years ago
I think he’s down trending.
roctor over 10 years ago
Delete!
dabugger over 10 years ago
unoriginal…..
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
they noticed!
BluePumpkin over 10 years ago
I’ve heard an unusual amount of eulogies and the best ones are almost always the more succinct ones.
thirdguy over 10 years ago
I hope folks can find 140 characters to say for me.
westny77 over 10 years ago
it’s the sign of the times
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
“Please retweet and share and like.”
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-And ‘Fakebook’….
bmonk about 10 years ago
Obviously, NOT James Michener. His obituary, 994 pages long, began, “Four and a half million years ago, an odd-looking ape stood on the plains of Africa . . .”