Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2014
Transcript:
I SEE A CLOCK TICKING ON AN ESOTERIC TEST THAT'S OPEN TO INTERPRETATION WITH DUBIOUS RESULTS AT $300 AN HOUR,THE SHRINK BLOT TEST,TextDescDuplicator,2014-06-11 14:00:09.480,TextDescDuplicator,2014-06-04 15:00:12.343,0x0000000000442CB0 320370,"UPDATING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN IMPROVEMENT BERNIE"""
Varnes over 10 years ago
Only $300? I see a lack of appetite….
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
The patient must be an accountant… or a lawyer.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
The Literalist.
artybee over 10 years ago
This is supposed to be what a shrink sees when he’s directed to look at an inkblot by another shrink.
pelican47 over 10 years ago
My back hurts just thinking about sitting in that position.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
and it’s 2 A.M. and I’m commenting on a cartoon, dern.
roctor over 10 years ago
I see whatever Dr. Rorschach saw.
dabugger over 10 years ago
a roar shock for naive ceos?
steverinoCT over 10 years ago
“I see a naked woman.”“And this one?”“A couple making love.”“And this one?”“It looks like a man’s organ.”“My diagnosis is that you have an obsession with sex.”“I have an obsession? Who’s been showing me all these dirty pictures?!”
Arianne over 10 years ago
$300 an hour is a pretty stiff price to pay for shrinkage.
dflak over 10 years ago
I’m surprised that nobody saw anything that could be considered a political commentary.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
A little slow on the uptake this morning. I sat several seconds before the point soaked in and I laughed. I like cartoons like that.
westny77 over 10 years ago
Sometimes you are better off solving the problem yourself.
Varnes over 10 years ago
There is the other Shrink Blot test…..The one where you loft ‘im out the window and interpret the blot that way, I suppose, but that’s been outlawed for years now, nearly everywhere….
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
Hmmm.,,,,$300 per hour……test runs for a minimum of 8 hours , and for a small fee he will give you the results after one question……which is “How much do you have left?”
roctor over 10 years ago
Very few people ever see how their behavior contributes to a social problem,,,, Especially when its used to go along to get along.
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
I was being tested once, not paying, and turned the second blot into a twenty or so minute story, with the shrink laughing through most of it. He concluded I was crazy, but in the best sort of way. Like Wiley.