Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 07, 2014

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Catching up with Bernie & Phil Boy: Howdy, neighbor dudes! Bernie: ? Phil: Uh...this is a retirement community, young man. Boy: I know! I just retired and moved in. Bernie: Wait...what? How did you manage to do that? Boy: A dotcom bought my app for ten billion dollars. Bernie: Wow! It must've been really successful. Boy: Actually, it never turned a profit. Bernie: Ah...so they're going to start charging more for it, eh? Boy: Naw...it's still free. See ya 'round, dudes! Bernie: That makes it official...I don't understand anything anymore. Phil: Dang...I was hoping I only hallucinated all of that.