Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 12, 2014
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Transcript:
B.E. -Before Eve- The fabled time when Eden was an all-guys paradise. Rolf: Hey...isn't the pizza tree this way? Adam: That's the old way...I have a theory about another route. Rolf: Ok...so what's your theory? Adam: That this place is round, not flat... Bubba: *urp* 'Sup, dudes. Adam: Hey, Bubba. ...So maybe we can get there faster by going West instead of East! Rolf: We're lost, aren't we... Adam: No!! Well...kinda sorta. Rolf: Maybe we could ask someone for directions. Adam: Why? Rolf: Um... I don't know...let's just keep going aimlessly until we stumble on it. Adam: That's better. I guess the heat must've gotten to you...
After Eve, all the pizza trees became ham bushes.