Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 07, 2014

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Man texting: Hi honey. Hi...what's up? Everything ok? Yes. All is fine here. Ok, good. I was worried it might be an emergency. No worries. Just want to spend a little time texting with you. Ah. I see. See what? You want to look like you're too involved in a conversation to notice Rufus doing his business. Woman: You know you're not fooling anyone, right, Jackwagon?! Man texting: Ok, gotta run now. Literally, I assume. Sign reads: PLEASE PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG