Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 09, 2014

Ok, obviously, Bob is certifiable. But what’s the goalie’s excuse?

Would it be a slur if I called them slope heads? What is the goal here, anyway….? The goalie, Gus, dreams about setting the world’s record for the world’s worst cross dressing idea..

You are probably right…

It’s not the speed that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.

Really, which one is Bob? The goalie is the one who is out of place and forcing the “cross-training” issue. The text box placement might be throwing things off.

Will Bob also get called for icing?

I see new footage coming up for the old “The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat” phrase.

Yeah, that’s definitely worse than my idea for cross-country bowling.

Bob’s exposing the no win issue when we’ll all learn about torture today. As a reader, this will probably be the most humor we get to see in print today. Thanks Wiley.

Then there’s the pole pommel horse.

There was once a group of guys who invented airplane bowling. They flew ultralights around a junkyard and dropped bowling balls on a preselected junk car.

How about Australian-rules ice hockey — no protective gear….

Seems like an upcoming Agony of Defeat moment on the ABC wide world of sports lol

I hear the song now, Bye bye Bob!

Popcorn! Beer! Get yer refreshments here!

He won’tt go between the goalie’s legs, he’ll go through them.

Kinda sloppy.

He actually gives a flying puck… Pucker up! (both ends)

I do but Wiener Dog Drag Racing is a real sport. I use to own a racing wiener. Like Rat terrier races she could keep up for a few feet but she never gave up and had an advantage over the taller ones. She was always underfoot.Now this Bob fellow even though he use male enhancement treatment will have trouble. That’s Patrick Roy in the net. His claim to fame is he wanted to prove you are wrong and embarrass you while doing it.

It’s why they call them hockey pucks!

“Watch out for that first step. It’s a LULUuuuuuuu…”

Are you sure Bob is not the goalie?

Goalies are like jet fighter pilots. Focused. Stop that shot. No matte how it gets to you. Bob may not survive this training run into the net. (and yeah, goalies are a little crazy. have to be to put up with all those guys slapshooting pucks at you)

That Bob Sleighs me!