Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 17, 2015

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As the alien ship passes Earth on its quadrennial voyage, the waste bin is emptied, assuming it will burn up in the atmosphere... ...But it doesn't, and a cycle is reborn. The alien wast ferments and grows as a lifeform that incessantly gurgles toxic nonsense. Alien: Moo goo glompy gloop. The smelly beast continues to grow as it roams the country, leaving an ocean of useless sludge in its wake. People adjust to the constant stench and ignore it until the beast runs its course, then goes dormant. Danae: And that's how the Presidential election process really works,according to my dad... Teacher: Which starts the parent-teacher conference process...