Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 07, 2015
Transcript:
Danae: Why won't you tell me what I did in the future, Jeffrey? Jeffrey: 'Cuz you'll try to do it again. Danae; Please? I promise not to... Jeffrey: And to stop you from breaking me down with begging, you told me to show you this selfie you took in the aftermath. Danae: GAH! Lucy: You're burying what? Danae: A smart phone from the future. Lucy" Ummm... Danae: Don't ask. Lucy: Always good advice.
Argythree over 9 years ago
@drose
Couldn’t get the ‘reply’ button to work
Unlikely that a selfie of a fat Danae would cause that reaction; she’s still a kid at the ‘hate boys’ stage, so obsession with exterior beauty is not yet her thing.
In fact, the pic that would probably send her into a tailspin might just be her kissing a guy.
I wonder which SF cartoonist Wiley ran into at a Comic Con who inspired this latest time travel adventure?
Masterdrail over 9 years ago
Not sure what to believe here…Time travel that exists in the comic world, or a photoshopped picture of her doing something incredibly embarrassing to forestall pleading.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Lucy has the proper idea for a summer adventure!
zmech13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sounds like another ‘Noodle Incident’.
phylum over 9 years ago
i got rid of my cell phone..i got rid of my lap- top…i got rid of my disk top…c drive …xyz drive…i smashed it all..i got rid of it all…but……….i could not get rid of my #%$ $#% conscience…..
thetraveller4 over 9 years ago
This is just like “The noodle incident” in Calvin and Hobbes…we’ll never know!
thetraveller4 over 9 years ago
Oops, didn’t read the other comments before writing…sorry, Ssyrie!
Egrayjames over 9 years ago
That’s right Danae, “Don’t Ask”….. and I might ad “Don’t Tell” is a good policy.
chaosed2 over 9 years ago
Danae in a wedding dress I bet…..
doctersmall over 9 years ago
Toons! Gets em every time.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
Looks like Wiley is reading Funky Winkerbean!
Louie-louie55 over 9 years ago
The selfie is of her kissing Jeffery. Or some other booger brained boy.
Linguist over 9 years ago
If you’ve ever raised children you know that there are some questions you need to ask, some questions you shouldn’t ask, and some question you never thought of asking but they answered you anyway.The one thing about having an open relationship with your kids and grandkids is that they will tell you everything – whether you want to hear it or not !
dabugger over 9 years ago
Selfie like most ego phenomena is pathetic. Danae’s gift from Jeffrey is unique. Now she may actually change. But still be Danae. That will help Lucy from worrying too much.
If it was really a smart phone, wow, those are not exactly cheap. Oh whatever…..
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Was the selfie Danae willingly kissing Jeffry?
dflak over 9 years ago
If you can’t stand the answer, don’t ask the question.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
A lot of us would change things if we could see the Aftermath of Our Future!
phoenixnyc over 9 years ago
That’s my guess.
ladylagomorph76 over 9 years ago
She grew up to be a……..TEACHER!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
If that’s a smart phone “from the future”, just delete the photo, then contact Apple; they’ll either give you a small fortune for it or a similar fortune to go ahead and bury it.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
And here I thought Jeffrey was just pulling her chain this whole time.
meowlin over 9 years ago
… or reading a book.
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
KenseidenXL .You will have to resign yourself to the fact that there are Some Things People were not Meant to Know..Especially those things that would cause Danae any sort of Embarrassment or incur Punishment …