Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 24, 2015
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Transcript:
Man at door: Homeland security, sir...we've had reports of unauthorized drone attacks on whistlers from this location. Ned: *Sigh* Ok...I take full responsibility....And I can assure you it won't happen again. Men in suits: Ok, that's not good enough, sir. Ned: Do...do I need to call my lawyer? Voice at door: No, sir. Unfortunately......whistling in public is legal, so we need to keep the attacks unauthorized by us. We just wanted to say thanks. Ned: Oh...ok. Danae: You're welcome!
Good! Danae is finally accepted by at least one segment of society. Too bad it’s Homeland Security, but, who knows? A little bit of praise from someone might make her a happier camper. Lord knows she gets none at home…