Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 06, 2016
February 05, 2016
February 07, 2016
Transcript:
Caption: The American Life Cycle
Man in red scarf's sign reads: The end of football season is near!
Man in teal's sign reads: The opening of spring training camp is near.
Bruno, you’d love women’s Beach Volleyball, the suits are so tiny you can’t even see ’em….Just one thing, though….The players are all built like ten foot tall popsicle sticks….But the legs DO go on forever….
Frankly, I miss trail riding season. ;) OK, with Flynn that was all year round, but I was younger then. Zen’s pretty happy I prefer nicer weather these days. Though I may have to officially retire him sooner then later The years fly and twenty years later, much as dogs, the bigger ponies get older sooner…. Anyway, more on subject:As for the common, er, commercial sports, lots and lots of commercials, I don’t get it. Really, minimum wage is too high, but we’ll pay guys who don’t think they should have to be role models millions of dollars to play a game?????Um, BTW, who is playing in the Super Bowl this year? Seriously, I’m going to have to do a search to find out…. I know it’s not the Bears, so…………………………………….. if it is, go Bears? Ya, didn’t think so.
The NFL is probably going to an 18 game regular season next year. That means there will be two bye weeks instead of one.Which means the 2017 Stupor Bowl will be at least one week later in February.And Shetland Pony, the Bears won’t be in another Stupor Bowl until the wretched McCaskey family sells off the team.
That second guy is me to a tee! Last night while my wife and I were eating burgers at a local establishment that features a fine selection of hopped beverages she asked who I was pulling for in the Super Bowl. We both agreed that we had some leanings toward Denver as that is the team our son-in-laws follows. But, I pointed out, that the pitchers and catchers start reporting in about two weeks and the rest of the players in about three. My season in nigh.
This is why I watch follow real football. You know, the game you play with a ball and your feet and has a 10 month plus long season. Namely the British Premiere League, and then the Euro 2016 Tournament or World Cup and then back to the BPL. (With just enough time for the Tour de France in July.)
I have never been a fan of ritualized tribalism. My watching it doesn’t affect the outcome, and the outcome doesn’t affect me. I don’t have a month-long depression when the local team loses. Tomorrow I’ll be doing something meaningful to me, with tangible results that I can enjoy, instead of wasting my time on the Super Bowl.
Preseason for Footy (NAB cup challenge) starts on the 19th..With all of the comments about scantily clad women it reminded me that one of the reasons my wife likes Footy is because of the uniforms..Something for the ladies
I like to watch the home team (Go Broncos!) but it drives my husband crazy. He’ll watch the playoffs involving other teams and enjoy it, but can’t watch the Broncos (or the Rockies, but that’s a little more understandable, especially with the pitching). I’ll be watching the Super Bowl tomorrow but will send him elsewhere (or I guess I can go elsewhere . . .)
While I agree with dogsniff, partially, as the coverage of “politics” and the way that game is now played, is like football, a distraction to keep the public from looking at the whole world of events, and how they affect us. The rough and tumble of the ball field is matched by fights over pointless issues with the politicians and media.
It’s all about Lycra and flash, quick plays to win, and dancing in the end zone. We aren’t supposed to worry about how government will be run, only about who “won”. And the body public, over fed, too much beer, and remote control in hand, will watch the violence, and ignore the violence we bring around the world. ’Cause we got football!!
Can’t remember who said it but one of my favorite quotes is about how the ancient Greeks prized both intellectualism and athleticism: “Imagine if the Yale football team could actually play football!”
Some baseball teams have had their ‘Fantasy Camp’ already. That’s the beginning of fan spring training. You need to work up to the beer & hotdog level.
BTW: swimming, running/walking, tennis, golf, bowling, are all among sports one can participate in, not just watch, way into old age, and good health. Part of my problem with football especially is the fans, and even retired players, who indeed can’t usually play all that long, who physically fall apart early on average.
It’s also that some of these out of shape heros tend to be chickenhawks, and “conservatives” who complain about Medicare, while being it’s largest clients. Hmm, in many ways.
As sports, all are fine, as OBSESSIONS, not so much.
Leave the politics out and you have definitely got a BIG point. The fanatic devotion of fans and the installing of it into their children is so unhealthy. From high school to the pros, if you’re just not into sports, you’re weird, wrong, or unbalanced. Now THAT attitude is the really sick one.
johnt204 over 8 years ago
Looking forward to a time when there’ll be no more sports.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
As soon as my team was out of the playoffs, my football season ended.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
It’s become a unicycle the country can’t fall off of, a single mindset loving ignorance.
Superfrog over 8 years ago
Too much sport is barely enough.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Dogsniff,….Um…. I got some bad news….Jim, yeah, me too…..Go Packers!
Varnes over 8 years ago
Bruno, you’d love women’s Beach Volleyball, the suits are so tiny you can’t even see ’em….Just one thing, though….The players are all built like ten foot tall popsicle sticks….But the legs DO go on forever….
38lowell over 8 years ago
President, who??
GiantShetlandPony over 8 years ago
Frankly, I miss trail riding season. ;) OK, with Flynn that was all year round, but I was younger then. Zen’s pretty happy I prefer nicer weather these days. Though I may have to officially retire him sooner then later The years fly and twenty years later, much as dogs, the bigger ponies get older sooner…. Anyway, more on subject:As for the common, er, commercial sports, lots and lots of commercials, I don’t get it. Really, minimum wage is too high, but we’ll pay guys who don’t think they should have to be role models millions of dollars to play a game?????Um, BTW, who is playing in the Super Bowl this year? Seriously, I’m going to have to do a search to find out…. I know it’s not the Bears, so…………………………………….. if it is, go Bears? Ya, didn’t think so.
strictures over 8 years ago
The NFL is probably going to an 18 game regular season next year. That means there will be two bye weeks instead of one.Which means the 2017 Stupor Bowl will be at least one week later in February.And Shetland Pony, the Bears won’t be in another Stupor Bowl until the wretched McCaskey family sells off the team.
MS72 over 8 years ago
waiting for the equipment truck to leave for Fort Myers…
Arthur Hermanson Premium Member over 8 years ago
That second guy is me to a tee! Last night while my wife and I were eating burgers at a local establishment that features a fine selection of hopped beverages she asked who I was pulling for in the Super Bowl. We both agreed that we had some leanings toward Denver as that is the team our son-in-laws follows. But, I pointed out, that the pitchers and catchers start reporting in about two weeks and the rest of the players in about three. My season in nigh.
sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Meh. Forget football, the Stanley Cup playoffs are right around the corner. The greatest trophy in all of sports.
llong65 over 8 years ago
football season over……NASCAR season starting
1941gko over 8 years ago
Have Not Followed Pro Baseball since the Players Strike Cancelled the World Series! Still PO’ed about that!
aerilim over 8 years ago
Sports are overrated and overpaid.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 8 years ago
Shortly after spring training starts so does yard work and the Chicago Cubs loosing.
David_J Premium Member over 8 years ago
Two words: Golf season.
Edward Wiggins Premium Member over 8 years ago
Except I’d be smiling about both signs.
Q4horse over 8 years ago
It’s a guys world, there is always some kind of sport in season.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member over 8 years ago
This is why I watch follow real football. You know, the game you play with a ball and your feet and has a 10 month plus long season. Namely the British Premiere League, and then the Euro 2016 Tournament or World Cup and then back to the BPL. (With just enough time for the Tour de France in July.)
dabugger over 8 years ago
That is sporty of them to tell us. Tradition seems to be ‘on the ball’.
grainpaw over 8 years ago
I have never been a fan of ritualized tribalism. My watching it doesn’t affect the outcome, and the outcome doesn’t affect me. I don’t have a month-long depression when the local team loses. Tomorrow I’ll be doing something meaningful to me, with tangible results that I can enjoy, instead of wasting my time on the Super Bowl.
Marsh1 over 8 years ago
I am not even a baseball fan, but pitchers and catchers means spring is here!
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Preseason for Footy (NAB cup challenge) starts on the 19th..With all of the comments about scantily clad women it reminded me that one of the reasons my wife likes Footy is because of the uniforms..Something for the ladies
YatInExile over 8 years ago
College baseball begins in two weeks, And March Madness two weeks after that.
maximiles over 8 years ago
I like to watch the home team (Go Broncos!) but it drives my husband crazy. He’ll watch the playoffs involving other teams and enjoy it, but can’t watch the Broncos (or the Rockies, but that’s a little more understandable, especially with the pitching). I’ll be watching the Super Bowl tomorrow but will send him elsewhere (or I guess I can go elsewhere . . .)
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
While I agree with dogsniff, partially, as the coverage of “politics” and the way that game is now played, is like football, a distraction to keep the public from looking at the whole world of events, and how they affect us. The rough and tumble of the ball field is matched by fights over pointless issues with the politicians and media.
It’s all about Lycra and flash, quick plays to win, and dancing in the end zone. We aren’t supposed to worry about how government will be run, only about who “won”. And the body public, over fed, too much beer, and remote control in hand, will watch the violence, and ignore the violence we bring around the world. ’Cause we got football!!
zeexenon over 8 years ago
Time to start the injections.
RobbyStlrC'd over 8 years ago
Forgot bkb season.
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
Can’t remember who said it but one of my favorite quotes is about how the ancient Greeks prized both intellectualism and athleticism: “Imagine if the Yale football team could actually play football!”
FlatheadFord over 8 years ago
Some baseball teams have had their ‘Fantasy Camp’ already. That’s the beginning of fan spring training. You need to work up to the beer & hotdog level.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
No sports? What is this “basket… ball?”
mackenzie0158 over 8 years ago
Not every American’s life revolves around professional team sports. Some of us have an IQ higher than 30.
GiantShetlandPony over 8 years ago
That should have read ’ give any revenue back’ ‘not ’get any revenue back’ They get plenty of revenue at the expense of hard working people.
Wiley creator over 8 years ago
Would you pay for it if you didn’t have to? Blame the politicians, not the owners.
Joken' over 8 years ago
The only sport I was involved in high school was the fifty yard dash from the principal!
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
BTW: swimming, running/walking, tennis, golf, bowling, are all among sports one can participate in, not just watch, way into old age, and good health. Part of my problem with football especially is the fans, and even retired players, who indeed can’t usually play all that long, who physically fall apart early on average.
It’s also that some of these out of shape heros tend to be chickenhawks, and “conservatives” who complain about Medicare, while being it’s largest clients. Hmm, in many ways.
As sports, all are fine, as OBSESSIONS, not so much.
Spade Jr. over 8 years ago
Leave the politics out and you have definitely got a BIG point. The fanatic devotion of fans and the installing of it into their children is so unhealthy. From high school to the pros, if you’re just not into sports, you’re weird, wrong, or unbalanced. Now THAT attitude is the really sick one.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
At least Spring Training Camp is a harbinger of warm weather…so I kinda like it.
warden145 over 8 years ago
You mean there are sports going on between the last out of the World Series and the day pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training? News to me…
Of course, according to the news, football and basketball are 12 month sports and baseball hardly gets mentioned.. sigh