Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 21, 2016
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February 22, 2016
Transcript:
The Graevsytes Horace: Sleep tight, Mimi. Mimi: Wait...Can you look under my bed for monsters first? Horace: *sigh* Ok, ok... Mimi: Thanks, Daddy. Horace: Embezzling hedge fund manager... Mimi: Check. Horace: Big movie studio executive... Mimi: Meh...ok. Horace: Racist presidential candidates... Mimi: All of them? Horace: No...not enough room for that. Mimi: Wait...is that all? Horace: Looks like it. Mimi: EEEEEEEEKK. Miranda: Let me guess...the evidence-hiding prosecutor got away again...right? Horace: Uh-huh. Miranda: Have you tried looking in the septic tank? Horace: Heading there now. ...So to speak.
For reasons that will become known soon, I want people to know that Kalamazoo is one of the most beautiful little towns you could possibly run into this side of heaven The people who were killed died in heaven.