Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 29, 2016
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Transcript:
Danae: Hmm... Hey, I was just wondering...why are bluebirds blue? Joe: Because they mostly eat blueberries. It's their best defense against cats. Danae: Oh. Wait... What? Joe: Well, as everyone knows, cats hate blueberries so their color lets all cats know that they're full of blueberries and then cats leave them alone. Kate: ! Danae: Umm... Hmm... Finally! Something that makes sense!! Kate: Her future therapist will be secretly thanking you for providing steady income. Joe: *sigh* Ok, ok...but I just couldn't resist. Danae: Hey...will eating blueberries turn me blue?
Wiley Miller’s stuff does appear to owe a certain amount to Watterson’s Calvin & Hobbes, sometimes. Calvin’s father would do this.