It’s not in his interest to answer and it’s probably against his principle. Any admission will be a liability and a pain in the assets. He must be guilty of capital crime.
I don’t know of any system in which the angel of death’s job is to judge people; that’s usually done later. Death’s job is just to carry out the harvest and inform them that they are now dead (USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, OF COURSE).
Night-Gaunt49Except that Soros won’t sell out, and that is why they hate him. There are a lot of millionaires who support liberal and progressive causes, but in selecting Soros for their hate, they both prevent “band-wagon jumping” by the others, and give the illusion that Soros is the only one in the world. And that omits the fact that there is a gradation of philosophies among millionaires. Warren Buffet is no Soros, but he is no Koch either.
The irony is, this banker will talk his ear off making excuses for his existence as it is. Too many will justify their bad behavior by blaming their victims.
if he’s one of the of the perpetrators of the foreclosure crisis, rotting in hell is too good for him but maybe the best Death can do. Sentence to commence immediately.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
So Death is now taking measure of a man or woman to justify existence? Hubris is they name Death.
Varnes about 8 years ago
Can I consult my secretary? She’s the only one that knows anything about me……
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 8 years ago
“It may be that your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example to others.” How’s that?
Superfrog about 8 years ago
It’s not in his interest to answer and it’s probably against his principle. Any admission will be a liability and a pain in the assets. He must be guilty of capital crime.
Superfrog about 8 years ago
His best chance is to go for his putter before Death swings that scythe.
dadoctah about 8 years ago
“If I didn’t exist, you’d be sitting there with your scythe and hood, talking to an empty chair.”
wolfowned about 8 years ago
“Let me call my lawyer.”
davidweinstock about 8 years ago
he will have to defeat death in a badminton match.
pcolli about 8 years ago
“Time’s up!”
KenseidenXL about 8 years ago
Should be: “justify your pay package.”
Stanwal2 about 8 years ago
In Terry Pratchett Death has a pet and an adopted daughter. [Susan Death]
Stanwal2 about 8 years ago
His pet is THE DEATH OF RATS If you haven’t read Pratchett you should even if he just died
boydjb47 about 8 years ago
How about “I’m a loving husband, good father, supportive friend, and a charitable giver.”
Waddling Eagle about 8 years ago
Right after you justify yours. Now, GET OUT!
Varnes about 8 years ago
Richard S. Russell, good one…….
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
Me?I got to help some people.
tinman about 8 years ago
The “Inquisitor” episode from Red Dwarf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tGO79BtWUI
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 8 years ago
Since when has ‘Death’ taken notes or made exceptions? Sounds like a PC Toon.
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
“I have ten billion dollars and all the best words…urk.”
Dani Rice about 8 years ago
Y’know, this is something for all of us to consider.
dabugger about 8 years ago
After he calls his lawyer.
bigsnooze about 8 years ago
send him to every lawyers office next
zeexenon about 8 years ago
We gave 75% of the people that we evicted to you.
deangup about 8 years ago
Unstable place to park that scythe. It could slip and kill somebody.
puddleglum1066 about 8 years ago
I don’t know of any system in which the angel of death’s job is to judge people; that’s usually done later. Death’s job is just to carry out the harvest and inform them that they are now dead (USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, OF COURSE).
kaffekup about 8 years ago
“Thomas Fahr “Tom” Steyer (born June 27, 1957) is an American hedge fund manager, philanthropist, and environmentalist."How un-American!
hippogriff about 8 years ago
Night-Gaunt49Except that Soros won’t sell out, and that is why they hate him. There are a lot of millionaires who support liberal and progressive causes, but in selecting Soros for their hate, they both prevent “band-wagon jumping” by the others, and give the illusion that Soros is the only one in the world. And that omits the fact that there is a gradation of philosophies among millionaires. Warren Buffet is no Soros, but he is no Koch either.
GiantShetlandPony about 8 years ago
The irony is, this banker will talk his ear off making excuses for his existence as it is. Too many will justify their bad behavior by blaming their victims.
GiantShetlandPony about 8 years ago
OK, I guess the point was one sentence…. Sorry, slow brain day. Still rest of comment stands. ;) :P
wiatr about 8 years ago
I doubt most of us can come up with a good answer.
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
Trump is funded by a Hedge Fund manager..Trump Tax Plan Drops 15% Rate for Hedge Funds.
dl11898 about 8 years ago
It’s satire for heavens sake. Why all the hubbub?
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 8 years ago
We hold the mortgage on Hell.
franki_g about 8 years ago
if he’s one of the of the perpetrators of the foreclosure crisis, rotting in hell is too good for him but maybe the best Death can do. Sentence to commence immediately.