Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 17, 2016

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 8 years ago

    So Death is now taking measure of a man or woman to justify existence? Hubris is they name Death.

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    Can I consult my secretary? She’s the only one that knows anything about me……

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 8 years ago

    “It may be that your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example to others.” How’s that?

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    Superfrog  about 8 years ago

    It’s not in his interest to answer and it’s probably against his principle. Any admission will be a liability and a pain in the assets. He must be guilty of capital crime.

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    Superfrog  about 8 years ago

    His best chance is to go for his putter before Death swings that scythe.

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    dadoctah  about 8 years ago

    “If I didn’t exist, you’d be sitting there with your scythe and hood, talking to an empty chair.”

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    wolfowned  about 8 years ago

    “Let me call my lawyer.”

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    davidweinstock  about 8 years ago

    he will have to defeat death in a badminton match.

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    pcolli  about 8 years ago

    “Time’s up!”

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    KenseidenXL  about 8 years ago

    Should be: “justify your pay package.”

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    Stanwal2  about 8 years ago

    In Terry Pratchett Death has a pet and an adopted daughter. [Susan Death]

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    Stanwal2  about 8 years ago

    His pet is THE DEATH OF RATS If you haven’t read Pratchett you should even if he just died

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    boydjb47  about 8 years ago

    How about “I’m a loving husband, good father, supportive friend, and a charitable giver.”

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    Waddling Eagle  about 8 years ago

    Right after you justify yours. Now, GET OUT!

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    Richard S. Russell, good one…….

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Me?I got to help some people.

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    tinman  about 8 years ago

    The “Inquisitor” episode from Red Dwarf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tGO79BtWUI

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Since when has ‘Death’ taken notes or made exceptions? Sounds like a PC Toon.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 8 years ago

    “I have ten billion dollars and all the best words…urk.”

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    Dani Rice  about 8 years ago

    Y’know, this is something for all of us to consider.

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    dabugger  about 8 years ago

    After he calls his lawyer.

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    bigsnooze  about 8 years ago

    send him to every lawyers office next

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    We gave 75% of the people that we evicted to you.

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    deangup  about 8 years ago

    Unstable place to park that scythe. It could slip and kill somebody.

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    puddleglum1066  about 8 years ago

    I don’t know of any system in which the angel of death’s job is to judge people; that’s usually done later. Death’s job is just to carry out the harvest and inform them that they are now dead (USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, OF COURSE).

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    kaffekup   about 8 years ago

    “Thomas Fahr “Tom” Steyer (born June 27, 1957) is an American hedge fund manager, philanthropist, and environmentalist."How un-American!

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    hippogriff  about 8 years ago

    Night-Gaunt49Except that Soros won’t sell out, and that is why they hate him. There are a lot of millionaires who support liberal and progressive causes, but in selecting Soros for their hate, they both prevent “band-wagon jumping” by the others, and give the illusion that Soros is the only one in the world. And that omits the fact that there is a gradation of philosophies among millionaires. Warren Buffet is no Soros, but he is no Koch either.

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 8 years ago

    The irony is, this banker will talk his ear off making excuses for his existence as it is. Too many will justify their bad behavior by blaming their victims.

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 8 years ago

    OK, I guess the point was one sentence…. Sorry, slow brain day. Still rest of comment stands. ;) :P

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    wiatr  about 8 years ago

    I doubt most of us can come up with a good answer.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 8 years ago

    Trump is funded by a Hedge Fund manager..Trump Tax Plan Drops 15% Rate for Hedge Funds.

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    dl11898  about 8 years ago

    It’s satire for heavens sake. Why all the hubbub?

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 8 years ago

    We hold the mortgage on Hell.

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    franki_g  about 8 years ago

    if he’s one of the of the perpetrators of the foreclosure crisis, rotting in hell is too good for him but maybe the best Death can do. Sentence to commence immediately.

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