Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 20, 2016

Just a guess, but I’m betting that he has little to add.

Hmm, his name Chaffatz?

It’s funny because his name is actually Mike Rowe, his nickname is “Chip”, Go figure….OK I’m gonna count the number of size matters jokes…(you gotta nip that stuff in the bud!)

Size isn’t everything but it helps.

He probably works closely with the Chief Financial Officer (CFO), Miss Appropriation.

I never could manage a micro. I guess it takes a special person to do that.

He’s the Micro-Manager in charge of shrinking the deficit.

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Tiny details never escape from him.

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This is normal procedure, so I don’t get it—except for the significance of that plant which arrived before the chairman.

I’m surprised it wasn’t the female exec delivering the broad strokes. runs away

Tiny Tim?

…. and he must be the subject of the portraits on the wall?

Some people just do not trust their people to get the job done properly and lord over them like vultures searching for weakness an impending death by error.

Does that make a difference?

I prefer Bosses like that, just give me the mission, and I’ll take it from there! O’yeah, get out of my way!

I had a boss who was sort of like that. No plan was ever detailed enough for him. Eventually when you got down to the quantum level, everything fell apart.

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We had to provision boots for the Marine Corps. So his plan was to measure the foot of every Marine. Mine was to ask a bunch of them what their boot size was.

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“But what if they don’t know their boot size?”

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“So we don’t include them in the sample.”

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“What if they lie?”

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“Who would lie about his foot size, besides there is equal possibility that they would lie in both directions and the lies would cancel out.”

pa-dump-pa-ching! “Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.”

a small joke