Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 18, 2017

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    Superfrog  almost 8 years ago

    Tweet 3 Hail Mary’s

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    Adiraiju  almost 8 years ago

    #praisebe!

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    somebodyshort  almost 8 years ago

    Both controlled by NSA

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    Bilan  almost 8 years ago

    Even if you turn the keyclick off?

    But definitely no LOLs!

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    Students try to do that below the tables, during videos….But the light from the phone lights up their faces and busts ’em…..

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    somebodyshort  almost 8 years ago

    If you need Facebook and Twit you probably shouldn’t be a monk

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    thirdguy  almost 8 years ago

    No, but phone sex is right out!

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    c.davies  almost 8 years ago

    Trump won’t be allowed!!

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    Kaputnik  almost 8 years ago

    I’m pretty sure that links have been disabled, but this made me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but with the monks using tablets instead of planks. Search Youtube for Monty Python and the Holy Grail monk chant if you don’t know the reference.

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    I support most of the 10 Suggestions…..

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    magicwalnut Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I’ll stick with the the last six, anyway.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Hey!!!! I just got an idea for a new social dis..er uh, network….Prayerbook !! I’ll be dirt poor.

    I can hear the jingle now…♫♫♪ You don’t have to be holy

    @Prayerbook.com

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    Linguist  almost 8 years ago

    #Oh,Brother!

    Shades of Marty Feldman.

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    jmcenanly  almost 8 years ago

    that would be Brother Dominichttps://youtu.be/5mPLIoKRh3s

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Young Lorenzo, devastated at a failed love affair, decides to renounce worldly affairs and become a monk. He joins an ascetic order where he’s required to adhere to a strict vow of silence. He’s allowed to speak only 2 words per year.

    At the end of his 1st year, he’s ushered into the presence of the abbot, where he says “food cold”.

    At the end of his 2nd year, he says “bed hard”.

    After his 3rd year, he says “too dark”.

    Shortly thereafter, the prior tells the abbot that Brother Lorenzo has decided to leave the monastic life. The abbot sighs and says “I can’t say I’m surprised. He’s done nothing but complain ever since he got here.”

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “Do you have a land line?” “No, but I have a cell phone.”

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 8 years ago

    All that clicking is hardly silent.

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    dflak  almost 8 years ago

    I don’t have twitter or facebook or even a smart phone – how do I exist? – Very peaceably, thank you.

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    Germanshepherds4ever  almost 8 years ago

    Oh good!!! I know the perfect place for The Big Orange Fascist!!

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    DFLAK, I post, therefor I am?

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