Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 08, 2017
Transcript:
Bob: What's with the crowd outside? Ned: It's a cult that worships Eddie deity. Crowd outside diner: Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Voices out of frame: Praise be unto thee, water walker! Eddie: A-yeh. Bob: Got stuck at low tide again, eh, Eddie? Ned: We're hoping the tide comes back in before they become a voting bloc.
The greater irony, should by some fluke of flukes there be a second coming, the masses would more likely crucify their ‘savior’ than recognize. Go figure.