Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 05, 2017
March 04, 2017
March 06, 2017
Transcript:
Voices from giant ship: Bay door open...agent pops launched...the operation is underway, sir! Excellent! Voices from space car: Shouldn't we turn on the cloaking system now? No...this region is uninhabited, so we don't need to be invisible yet. Exploding orb: *BLIT* What the...? Dang! We've been spotted! Cloak on! Cloak on!! Should we call off the operation? No...It'll be done before he can tell anyone. Orange and pink alien: Mission accomplished, sir. Orange and purple alien: Great! Have our agents returned? Orange and pink alien: Yes, sir...all 5 million, and no evidence left behind. Orange and purple alien: Ex-x-x-cellent. TV screen: ...And that comes from a very, very, very reliable source, so case closed on the illegal alien voting scam! Flo: Thanks a lot, mistah reliable. Captain Eddie: Hey, don't blame the messengah.
Ah, so the socialists now claim that all the votes for the Dems cast by dead voters, illegal aliens and non-existing people are made by space aliens! And I suppose the russians made the space aliens do it?