Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 27, 2017

Trumpism, table one!

It sure ain’t humble pie.

Looks like Trump’s been in the alley drowning his sorrows after Friday

That lunch plate? Nothing but a pile of blue birds

And be sure to get the sour grapes…..

Fried Horse Hockey.

De gustibus est non disputandum (or something like that).

De gustibus est non disputandum (or something like that).

That menu gonna be with us for what will seem like forever

Just don’t get sick from the food….

Who else would go into a fine dining restaurant, order aged New York strip steak well done and then put catsup on it ??

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http://www.grubstreet.com/2017/02/trumps-steak-order-is-even-worse-than-you-thought.html

ANYTHING from this “president” is NOT to be taken literally! If his mouth is open, HE’S LYING!!

Overcooked or under-cooked – it’s just not edible……

Prepared by the chef and served on spinning plates by the waiters.

One thing this restaurant doesn’t serve is crow ! ( Unless of course we’re talking about revived Jim Crow served with a shot of Old Crow. )

… on to BC and Calvin and Hobbes

Careful, folks, its probably you that’s on the menu.

More presidential bashing… Couldn’t do it last year. making up for it this year.

Anything less than well done and you run the risk of getting contaminated by parasites.

I don’t see how anyone can eat bloody rare.

If it were anyone else who put ketchup on an expensive aged steak, I would attribute it to bad taste and just shrug my shoulders. But because it is Trump, I am adding it to a long list of grievances. Not fair? I don’t care.

There’s an old scifi novel called A Canticle for Leibowitz. Humanity has bombed itself back to the Dark Ages, the Catholic Church is again the dominant force in the world, and Latin is the universal language while English is a “dead language” known only to scholars. So a novice learning English struggles with the fact that word order matters (as it doesn’t in Latin), and that “house cat” is not the same as “cat house”.