Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 12, 2017

Did Earl have any say in the acquisition of said cat?

Watch the 10 o’clock news for the latest poop, err.., I mean scoop.

Well, my cat always wants out instead of using her box, goes out, does her business and then wants back in. Earl just needs to do some housebreaking!

Get a dog and maybe the problem will work itself out. That’s how the government solves problems.

I have done that task. However, they ain’t my cats, it ain’t "my job " . But when it starts to stink, I raise a stink.

Seems like the Duke of Earl has slipped some in the world.

Big noise over minor complaint. Remind you of anyone?

Dtroutmz, both my cats prefere to go outdoors too. I’m not sure why, but I’m all for it…They will use the kitty litter if they have to…..All I know is they were born in a field with little halos above their heads,,Two little snugglelers…And there isn’t a live rodent anywhere near this joint….In fact, I beginning to worry about some of the fish….

I think the pooch is feeling just as oppressed as Earl

It’s probably not even his stinking cat!

The dog then lift’s his leg on Earl’s stage.

Dogs poop too.

Interesting that the only being attending Earl’s rally is a dog, happily wagging its tail.

The dog is smart – he’s hedging his bets on getting a treat for being the only one at the “rally”.

Get a Luuup litter box …. saves me tons of time and unpleasantness.https://luuup.com/pages/litter-box-reinvented

I am not a cat lover. I am a cat tolerater. My cat and I have a mutual non-aggression pact.

Dflak, no, you’re a cat lover…You just don’t know it yet…..You’’re probably as stubborn as your cat…You know you’d miss him…or her…..You know you would…..She’s got her claws clinging right to your heart…..

Millions attended my rally. Just look at the photos. CNN=FAKE NEWS! SAD!!