Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 10, 2017

I am vying for that award…. I hope the bag is full of purple food coloring.

For some kids it will be the first shower they’ve had since turning thirteen.

Dagnab young whippersnappers!

I’d be more impressed if it was auto-activated.

I’d be more impressed if it was auto-activated.

Bullseye needs some kind of bait, like maybe a sign that says “wi-fi hot spot.”

Now this elderly German gent’s a real world class curmudgeon:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2bPljy3Kls

I can remember back when my parents used to say, “I can remember.”

I have to admit I did something like this once. A young woman would walk her dog across my yard and let it take a crap but she would never baggie it up. So, I went to Amazon and bought a motion sensor spray device for the garden hose meant to keep dogs and cats out of flower beds. Needless to say, after she and her dog got soaked the first time they stopped traveling across my yard. The reason for my attitude was that I preferred that my daughter be able to play in the yard without stepping on land-mines.

I taught him all he knows.

I am Bert!

It appears the colorist gets to turn black lines to red now. In the past we’ve seen black hearts and apples because the colorist could only add colors and not change the original artist’s black line work.

C’mon, kid. Do it. I could use the laugh.

Make my day, kid !

It’s not the walking of the dog and it wandering on our property that is the problem…it is the dog shiayete that is…I just don’t understand how people can be so darn clueless….

I don’t mind if people walking their dogs let them poop when the dog needs to go. I mind if they don’t pick it up. And, yeah, we have people that occasionally let their dogs run loose, but since I don’t have time to own my own dog, a little free dog time is OK with me. ;) Probably bothers the owners of the dogs more. :P I wish my horses could join me on the deck, but they rent a room,each, down the road a bit….

Great strip as usual, however, you need to bring back Obviousman.

Work better if it was a bee’s nest.