Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 15, 2017

The exit’s here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, Anywhere! I miss Robin Williams (& if want one of his political angles: “poly” meaning many, and “tics” – small blood sucking insects)

“Lemming politics”…… Is that Trump and Hillary? Because that’s how I felt when I had to choose one or the other in the last election.

At least they’re not pretending to claim the high road this time.

I like politicians who lead by example.

Sure, and there’s a third guy pointing it out, too, but you can’t see him because of the crowd.

Interesting land formation. Anyway, since up doesn’t seem to be an option, and down is such a downer, best just to chill for a while…

Of course Lemmings don’t actually jump off cliffs. Some silly photog faked that once decades ago and all these humans have believed it.

And behold a mighty city broken in the dust again.

- QMS; Pride of Man

If one party were to declare that the sky was blue, the other would deny it. When asked then what is the true color of the sky, they would claim, “Not-blue.”

When the doctor hits your knee with the little rubber hammer he is testing your reflexes. The knee jerks because the electrical impulse travels to the spine and is immediately returned to the muscle. It’s and involuntary reaction. The brain is not involved at all. The same explanation can be used to describe the American two-party system: they are all a bunch of jerks.

Either way you look at it, there’s no good choice

You can go your own way.

In our version, we jump off a radioactive cliff. You can’t go your own way because the mob behind is pushing.

This way to the egress … But which one? Surely there cannot be a middle!

Berners to the left of me, nazis to the right…here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Google: disney White Wilderness lemmings cliffs Disney created the myth of lemming suicide by forcing lemmings off of a cliff. The lemmings supposedly committing mass suicide by leaping into the ocean were actually thrown off a cliff by the Disney filmmakers. The epic “lemming migration” was staged using careful editing, tight camera angles and a few dozen lemmings running on snow covered lazy-Susan style turntable.

Oh, you can’t trust Google on this the truth is:: The lemmings of inaccessible Leng do jump off cliffs, drown and from their bodies sprout baby lemmings that swim away to return every year.

Of course those lemmings are from Leng, some how Disney got footage of them and not our lemmings. The lemmings from Leng when they die in the water new lemmings sprout from all over their bodies and swim to shore to start it all over again. The analogy to our biology is less than it appears superficially. Morphogenic parallelism and parallel evolution.

Look up “Plateau of Leng” for some answers.

I’ll go with the Alaska Fish and Game folks…..http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=wildlifenews.view_article&articles_id=56

Do you want massive stupid comments? Make a cartoon panel that addresses partisan politics.

My perception on this cartoon was more what’s happening in the Republican Party. As right now, they are deciding on how much more evil they want to become. All that’s left to the blindly loyal Republicans is to decide which cliff to jump off.

Brilliant! :-D

No, there is no other way. In the play ‘Rosencrants and Guildenstern are dead’ one of them says “There must have been a time when we could have said no”. No, there never was. We’r’all screwed.

Left to right: Democrat Party, Trump, Republican Party