Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2017

Now, quick, get the pepper out of the back before he moves again!

That road is nothing to sneeze at.

how’s he gonna get back, without taking the wagon down with him?

An ox with hay fever.

Top bid is at $ 2100

Well, that’s dinner sorted out if we’ve got some BBQ sauce.

The background prompted a search for this. Very cool.https://www.gardendesign.com/art/rock-cairn-sculptures.html

oops

Lord, Wiley ! I should never drink coffee when reading your cartoons! I darn near snorted it through my nose, laughing at this one. Very funny.

Good thing it is all down hill from here.

Well, truckers used to say “keep the sunny-side up” but he just broke the yolk (yoke).

Once a year or so I lol at a comic. This was one of those times. Congrats!

LOL!!! GREAT!!

I hate it when that happens…

Why the Ox? They don’t usually horse around.

Well this is a heck of a development.

I can sneeze like that! I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. I can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. One time a sneezed so loud, a coworker emailed me a “God bless you.” She works in another building.

The sinuses are also responsible for my loud snoring which is only rivaled by the sound of a B-1 bomber in full afterburner. They don’t measure it in decibels; they use the Richter Scale.

I love the look on the ox’s face. “What the heck happened?”

He got knocked ox the trail.

Looks like they won’t make it to Oregon.

ruh roh

I see a problem in logistics in their future. Or dinner. Whichever.

I think this happened to me once when I played Oregon Trail, and I thought dysentery was bad enough.

Cut the bull, I say

Perfect background for a Roadrunner cartoon. I can just see Wile E. Coyote trying to push that boulder off the spire.

Nothing like a good sneeze.

One of pleasures of Roadrunner cartoons was the fanciful landscape.

I like it when Wiley goes for pure silliness.

Why not sneeze again and say, “Gesoutloose” and see if that undoes things.

[obligatory off-topic political comment]

There. That’s taken care of, so nobody else has to do it.

made me laugh out loud

German immigrant settlers.

OK, now, who sneezed? The driver or the ox? At first I thought it was the driver, But I think it was the ox. If it’s the ox, it would make a good fart joke too….Instead of Gesundheit, the lady would fan her hand and say Eeeeeew!!…..Of course their clothes would be singed…..His hat blown off…..

Ooh Alice, this is gonna slow us down.

What a great sight gag!!