Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 10, 2018

For someone who cohabitates with the Cat & the Ape, you should have one of each !!

She has a good point. I think sweat shoes are called slippers, though.

Thoreau suggests long periods of solitude can result in thoughtful philosophies. Not necessary accurate, but Danae will prove the opposite, whatever the case.

Don’t they make Odor-Eaters for that sort of thing?

She should see my work boots. I have to pour in baking soda every day all summer.

Adidas called to ask where she’d like the prototypes sent ?

Eddie probably invented them YEARS ago but forgot to mention it……..

I guess I’ve missed something here? Don’t understand WHY she’s able/will talk again ‘cause of clothes? You’ve lost me Wiley !!!

Tell me that isn’t the sock from the end of the bed….I’m not ready for that!

Sounds like the kind of epiphany I get after a few tokes.

What else would Nike possibly be doing if not kicking themselves?

Hey, no sweat!

With such mediocre ideas the world is safe.

How about sweat hats, coats, or capes?

I would have thought, “sweat underwear”.

I would have thought, “sweat underwear”.