Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 20, 2018

Nopes – not procrastinating – but a new form of torture- WaterHoarding! or as it was called in the ancient days – starboarding!

Cameos by three rival cartoonists.

Synchronised planking?

Where’s Esther Williams when you need her?

If the water is not too deep, the top guy should aim to land on the other two.

Why am I expecting Capt. Eddie to show up??

Looks like a Wiley Bear got the top plank.

I guess the give it up or else line is stuck in neutral

I think I’ll go for a walk.

Recreating Rodney Dangerfield’s Triple Lindy dive from Back to School?

It’s just an experiment to see how long the plank can be before it tips the boat over.

Pirates were bastions of liberty, not that you would know from the way they tend to be portrayed.

Can sharks get dysentery from their food?

It’s the captain’s new idea for making a Profit off the executions.

He’s giving odds on which one lasts longest once the Sharks arrive.