Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 10, 2018

I’ll take the bonehead section where I would free from further judgement.

Today’s Special in the Bonehead Section: Sautéed Foot-in-Mouth in Zesty Cranberry Sauce with a side of Limited Perspective and a Tossed Word Salad.

“Approval Rating” ?!?! Good lord – do customers have to pay for THAT as well?!? Capitalism… tut tut!

If I was him I’d like to be seated in a different section than her.

Looking . . . looking . . . Nope. Not seeing this one. Guess that guy is me.

I read a Yelp! on my favorite Job Lot store. The review said the store was cluttered and “dirty”. It is cluttered with great buys and is not dirty. I go there to buy stuff CHEAP, not take up residence. Another is a steakhouse that serves cafeteria style. People ding it because of that, big deal. A steak dinner with wine and great salad bar for 15 bucks is what I’m after. They have an open flame grill too. You have to take reviews with a grain of salt.

Put them out of business! Don’t eat there. There. That wasn’t so hard, was it?

At least they let you eat something, unlike some recent restaurant incidents.

Now I’m afraid to click on that heart thingy.

Shouldn’t the Bonehead Section look a lot more un-maintained?

My opinion of YELP basically boils down to this: Some people would bitch, if they were hung with a new rope !

I was offered a 10% discount if I left a positive review. That should have warned me to look elsewhere.

A no whining section? A no cell phone section?

Just remember to tip with cash whenever possible. Many companies not only take a convenience fee, but some will skim even more.

Bonehead section: Reserved for people who posted “Zero Stars” reviews yet were stupid enough to return for another meal.

If you hated it so much, Why are you Back for Seconds?

There was a segment of Black Mirror with Bryce Dallas Howard where life was like this. You got prices, services, opportunities and friends based on your instant rating.

Just another night at “Chez Riposte”

I’m in trouble….