Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 19, 2018

Go ahead crank that baby! Maybe you’ll get a pie in the face.

I think I’d go monkey and turn that crank, just to hear the tune!

The tune might be a funeral dirge.

Would a monkey chase a weasel and then pop goes the weasel?

I say let it rust in place.

It plays “Pop Goes The Weasel” in a minor key. What happens next will surprise you.

I was fooled once. They’re not going to spring that one on me again.

Reading absent-mindedly…..

I saw “The Jack-in-the-Box King,” and didn’t notice the crank….

I hate to admit my first thought was "Uh…. Jack-in-the-Box doesn’t have a king…

Burger King has a king…"

Oh.

If you can have scary clowns, you can have a scary jack-in-the-box.

Wait until Christmas and Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis show up!

Hold my beer…

The cemetery crew has to come out and reset it. They hate this job.

Now that’s original and funny

HALLELUJAH !!! . . . Two days in a row without any Political Connotations . . . NICE !!! . . . Thanks !!!

Can I have fries with that?

Thank you for the laugh, Wiley.

I didn’t see the crank at first, and thought it was a comment about how his overindulgence in fast food killed him.

Maybe it did ?

Thanks for the laugh, Wiley.

Good one, but weren’t the pop-outs mostly jesters, not kings?

Go on and give it a crank… what harm can come of it?

I will add my ‘Thanks for the laugh, Wiley’. This was a good one! ( I would like to see what happens when someone turns the crank, though)

Every year, spring brings new life.

If you turn that crank does a Hamburger pop up??

He was known for being cranky.

Corpse popping out of the grave, that would be creepy and scary, even if it weren’t undead. Maybe that’s the onset of the so-called zombie apocalypse.

DO IT! DO IT!

I know Claude of ‘Cleo and Company’ (http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cscwy) would turn that crank if he ever walked Cleo near it. It would be fun to see his and Cleo’s reactions.

Many of the older headstones had a locket with a picture of the dear departed within for posterity. I was about 9 or 10 when we were driving through my Mom’s hometown cemetery when I saw one of these and asked if I could get out and go look. I did, swung back the locket cover and a picture of Bugs bunny fell out!

THIS is what I want for my gravestone!!! That way, I can prank people after I’m dead!!! LOL!!!

Ahh-Haa!!! . . . I Invision the HamBurglar Poppin’-out of the Grave Upon the Third Turn of the Crank !!! . . . https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/ronaldmcdonald/images/a/ac/Old_School_Hamburglar.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150630071355

If I saw a headstone like that, I would find out for sure.