Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 23, 2018

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    whataboytjiex2  about 6 years ago

    New world record for the 100 yard dash. I’m sure!

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    Kveldulf  about 6 years ago

    Pierre, the only man to survive multiple attacks by Wiley Bears. Bravo!

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    in.amongst  about 6 years ago

    Irrational exuberance of Fall fell off rather briskly.

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    MarkArtificial  about 6 years ago

    In Australia, they are called “Drop Bears”. Even spiders, sharks, crocs and dingos fear them.

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    wiatr  about 6 years ago

    Just watch out for mushy permafrost.

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    Dtroutma  about 6 years ago

    French toast?

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    coomback  about 6 years ago

    Pretty much my thoughts on this early mornings daily speed hike in the Chugach here in South Central AK. This seasons count so far this year since spring on said hike has been 8 black bears and 4 browns, with one of those blacks getting pepper sprayed ..

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Would have made a fine coloring strip.

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    laurag12363 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I have never said before but, I really love your bears! Len’s Speechless bears will cuddle you to death, whereas yours will flat out eat you. xx

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    The Wiley bears haven’t figured out camouflage yet?

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    jvo  about 6 years ago

    Wiley bears wouldn’t be seen in the stuff, they prefer to go au naturel. … and yes I did spot the pun.

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    Ida No  about 6 years ago

    Original punchline, nixed by the Syndicate’s editors: “No bears.”

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    rwjames  about 6 years ago

    Not a lot of oak trees in the Yukon, Wiley…

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    okiejoe  about 6 years ago

    In the Fall the bears are hungrier.

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    Masterskrain  about 6 years ago

    Wiley bears AND Pierre…it doesn’t GET any better then this! Thanks, Wiley!!

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Reminds me of a walk I did one afternoon up a dirt road near where I live. Was lost in deep thought until I heard a snort, and looked over to find I had surprised Mama bear with three cubs. Fortunately, she went one way and I the other. But in that moment, I discovered what we both do in the woods.

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Could we release Wiley’s Bears in the White House. It would be a two fold benefit, happy bears and a lot less stupid in Washington.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 6 years ago

    Now those have got to be black bears because, as a general rule, grizzlies don’t climb trees.

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    YulanaLow Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Pierre is to bear as Peter is to wolf.

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    Greyhame  about 6 years ago

    Drop bears?

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    Plods with ...™  about 6 years ago

    I love Wiley’s bears

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 6 years ago

    As Pepe Le Phew would say, “Le Whew!”.

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    Linguist  about 6 years ago

    We can assume that Pierre is not going to be out raking those leaves.

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    FassEddie  about 6 years ago

    He needs some Defeat-A-Bear brand window bars.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 6 years ago

    Pierre could use a new Beretta and some well-oiled bear traps.

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    Bruce1253  about 6 years ago

    Two Wiley Bears discussing humans: “I love these things! Chewy on the outside and crunchy in the middle.”

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    YatInExile  about 6 years ago

    You mean it’s not already snowing?

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    dsom8  about 6 years ago

    Does Pierre s**t in the woods?

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    Cerabooge  about 6 years ago

    With all the ice disappearing, the white-furred versions of Wiley bears are having a tough time. We need to attract hunters – then equip them with guns lacking a firing pin.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    If they eat him in the woods will his screaming make a sound?

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    suv2000  about 6 years ago

    Time for a New Bear Skin winter coat Along with enough bear jerky for the next few years

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    ellisaana Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I expected Pierre use the word smell instead of spot. Yes, I know this is about leaves falling, but smell makes ze rhyme. – maybe “spot the sneekee bears, not just smell zem”

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    chain gang charlie  about 6 years ago

    In many places in the north you can’t even go fishing with out at least a 30.-30 rifle -Its the law…Fool Frenchman….

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    Lablubber   about 6 years ago

    Time for Pierre to leaf.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 6 years ago

    Just wait till winter and the big white bears snuggle up to the cabin window. Can’t tell them from snow drifts. Not sure if this will work

    https://www.facebook.com/NunatsiaqNews/photos/a.114066714441/10156241378524442/?type=3&theater

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    In the midst of life, we are in death.

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    StevenMarcus  about 6 years ago

    Given how Wiley has turned out to be a Useful Idiot, I’m surprised that he didn’t give one of the bears a Trump face.

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    TerBer  about 6 years ago

    Bear meat is delicious. Pierre is an idiot, he should be eating them Nice warm fur too.

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    patrickab7  about 6 years ago

    Zut alors.

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    bakana  about 6 years ago

    Sneekee Bears are first cousins to Wiley Bears.

    It’s mostly a variation in the colors of the Fur.

    Sneekee Bears have a faint Cammo pattern that makes them more difficult to spot.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I see a bare in the bear trees.

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    DanFlak  about 6 years ago

    There is this things bears do in the woods. Having seen the bears, Pierre probably did it too.

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    BettyAnneO'FerrallHood  about 6 years ago

    I didn’t know bears climbed trees.

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    Linguist  about 6 years ago

    Our Ukumari ( Speckled Bears ) here in Ecuador are cute but not as cute as Wiley bears.

    http://ecuadortravelsite.org/spectacled-bear-pictures.html

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    levekk  about 6 years ago

    “Ze leaves are très belles” Plural.

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    pcmcdonald  about 6 years ago

    I did not know those were beary trees.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 6 years ago

    I wonder if the censored word is “pooh”.

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    Archistoteles  about 6 years ago

    I like Wiley’s bears. They all have character.

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    GarfieldJune19  over 5 years ago

    Why does Pierre always seem to encounter bears in every strip he appears in? And don’t just say, “Because he lives near the North Pole”. That’s rubbish.

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